BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 CALSCALE:GREGORIAN PRODID:iCalendar-Ruby BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081208T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/52977-seattle-spelling-bee-wa-seattle-down town-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081208T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_237987076@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:Willing audience members and local spelling know-it-alls get dr unk\, flirt and flaunt while they slur their way through progressively more difficult words to win drink tickets and prizes! Each installment finds th e best of the lot and progresses them up the ladder of competition until\, finally\, a SUPREME WINNER IS PROCLAIMED! SUMMARY:Seattle Spelling Bee END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20090105T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/52977-seattle-spelling-bee-wa-seattle-down town-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20090105T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_613341103@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:Willing audience members and local spelling know-it-alls get dr unk\, flirt and flaunt while they slur their way through progressively more difficult words to win drink tickets and prizes! Each installment finds th e best of the lot and progresses them up the ladder of competition until\, finally\, a SUPREME WINNER IS PROCLAIMED! SUMMARY:Seattle Spelling Bee END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:19691231T160000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/52981-ssp-wrestling-wa-seattle-downtown-98 101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080507T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_201347350@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:SSP is a group of about 15 semi-professional wrestlers who will put on a series of matches and in classic pro-'rasslin style. This show wi ll also feature performances by rock 'n' roll bands. SUMMARY:SSP Wrestling END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081118T230000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/52985-get-loweded-wa-seattle-downtown-9810 1-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081118T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_225700011@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:The third Monday of every month\, Re-Bar is proud to present so me of Seattle's best street performers\, doing their thing- burlesque\, vau deville\, and performance art.... every month brings something new. SUMMARY:Get Loweded END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081216T230000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/52985-get-loweded-wa-seattle-downtown-9810 1-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081216T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_785276611@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:The third Monday of every month\, Re-Bar is proud to present so me of Seattle's best street performers\, doing their thing- burlesque\, vau deville\, and performance art.... every month brings something new. SUMMARY:Get Loweded END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20090119T230000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/52985-get-loweded-wa-seattle-downtown-9810 1-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20090119T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_400922114@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:The third Monday of every month\, Re-Bar is proud to present so me of Seattle's best street performers\, doing their thing- burlesque\, vau deville\, and performance art.... every month brings something new. SUMMARY:Get Loweded END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081202T230000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/61671-metamorfx-wa-seattle-downtown-98101- rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081202T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_811478425@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:Unification Act Project presents a new night of debauchery and dancing...MetaMorFx! SUMMARY:MetaMorFx END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20090106T230000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/61671-metamorfx-wa-seattle-downtown-98101- rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20090106T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_264093203@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:Unification Act Project presents a new night of debauchery and dancing...MetaMorFx! SUMMARY:MetaMorFx END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080329T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/111549-analog-viii-wa-seattle-downtown-981 01-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080328T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_990452109@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:Analog is a night of dance inspiration by all forms of electron ic music and live painting. Rotating local deejays keep the night fresh and the Produkt dancers give everyone a lesson in getting down. Rebar is the p lace to be every last Friday of the month! SUMMARY:ANALOG VIII END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080418T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/111591-bonkers-xi-wa-seattle-downtown-9810 1-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080417T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_613035926@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:Bonkers! features mostly local (Seattle) electronic-based music in an unpretentious environment. Artists featured typically pull from an e clectic cache of musical genres\, often blending improvisational qualities via DIY techniques. The resulting mix blurs the lines dividing people of di fferent musical backgrounds\, enticing everyone into the dance floor frenzy . \n \nmore info on the [BONKERS myspace page](http://myspace.com/bonkersse attle) SUMMARY:BONKERS! XI END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080426T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/111664-analog-ix-wa-seattle-downtown-98101 -rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080425T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_979654504@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 SUMMARY:Analog IX END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080516T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/113410-bonkers-featuring-peloton-musique-s howcase-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080515T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_147373833@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:“Peloton Musique is the work of Aron Schoppert\, Shane Silkey \, and Eli Huntington—friends who share interests at the unlikely interse ction of techno and biking\, the latter both as sport and personal transpor t. The label name comes from the biking term "peloton\," which refers to th e main pack in a road bike race. Despite their role as adversaries\, riders utilize the peloton to improve their own performance\, as the pack reduces wind resistance and provides tactical advantages.” \n \n"Fittingly\, the label's first output is a biking-themed release\, featuring established in ternational producers (most with Northwest ties) such as Markus Nikolai\, J eff Samuel\, [a]pendics.shuffle\, and Lusine alongside more rising talent. The label released a sample pack of biking sounds (air-pump blasts\, brake compresses\, sprocket clicks)\, asking producers to use them in the creatio n of a biking-themed track.” \n-Donte Parks\, The Stranger \n \n \nAs wel l as original music from resident artists Beetseeka\, Mr. Zillion\, and The Naturebot. \n \n[peloton-musique.org](http://peloton-musique.org) to liste n SUMMARY:Bonkers! featuring Peloton-Musique Showcase END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080515T113000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/114405-bonkers-a-peloton-showcase-wa-seatt le-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080515T093000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_199718143@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:**A Peloton-Musique Showcase** \nFEATURING \nLet's Go Outsi de! w/ rare experimental "Bonkers!" set \nScott Sunn w/ performance art b y Alan Sutherland \nAdam of Obelus vs autoaudio (live drums + \ninstrume ntals ) \nIncite! aka Nordic Soul \nSeiche \nMarshall Watson \nNdCV \nPlace \nRelcad \n \n \n[peloton-musique.org](peloton-musique.org ) to listen \n \n \n“Peloton Musique is the work of Aron Schoppert\, Sh ane Silkey\, and Eli Huntington—friends who share interests at the unlike ly intersection of techno and biking\, the latter both as sport and persona l transport. The label name comes from the biking term "peloton\," which re fers to the main pack in a road bike race. Despite their role as adversarie s\, riders utilize the peloton to improve their own performance\, as the pa ck reduces wind resistance and provides tactical advantages.” \n \n \n" Fittingly\, the label's first output is a biking-themed release\, featuring established international producers (most with Northwest ties) such as Mar kus Nikolai\, Jeff Samuel\, [a]pendics.shuffle\, and Lusine alongside more rising talent. The label released a sample pack of biking sounds (air-pump blasts\, brake compresses\, sprocket clicks)\, asking producers to use them in the creation of a biking-themed track.” \n-Donte Parks\, The Strang er \n \n \n"[Bonkers!](http://www.myspace.com/bonkersseattle) features mo stly local (Seattle) electronic-based music in an unpretentious environment . Artists featured typically pull from an eclectic cache of musical genres\ , often blending improvisational qualities via DIY techniques. The resultin g mix blurs the lines dividing people of different musical backgrounds\, en ticing everyone into the dance floor frenzy."- tasterblog.blogspot.com \n \n \nPast guests include: Kris Moon\, Cylob\, Jerry Abstract\, Hakea\, NDC V\, Dj Recess\, Kinoko\, Dj WD4D\, Caro\, Red Pony\, Jacob London\, Jon McM illion\, 214 and others.... SUMMARY:Bonkers! - A Peloton Showcase END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:19691231T160000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/114407-analog-x-i-like-orange-and-techno-w a-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080530T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_111913291@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:Analog is a night of dance inspiration by all forms of electron ic music and live painting. Rotating local deejays keep the night fresh and the Produkt dancers give everyone a lesson in getting down. Rebar is the p lace to be every last Friday of the month! SUMMARY:ANALOG X: I Like Orange and Techno END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080612T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/120215-bonkers-fresh-hot-braindance-with-l ogic-probe-the-googly-and-more-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080611T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_648584457@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:A night of electronic music from Seattle's notorious Bonkers! c rew \nFEATURING \n \nLogic Probe- live - a duo of madness\, constantly toyi ng with improvisation and constantly exploring new sounds. \n \nThe Googly- After appearances at a few major shows\, this local up and coming DJ bring s forth a special experimental set \n \nBeetseeka VS Erictronic- Teaming up for maximum meltdown\, these two will be performing live electronics over some of the most forward beats to ever bliss your ears. SUMMARY:Bonkers! Fresh\, hot braindance with Logic Probe\, The Googly\, and more END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080613T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/120560-mark-scianos-soft-rock-explosion-wa -seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080613T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_846368951@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:A crowd-pleasing\, cabaret-style song and dance spectacular\, t he event features flashy dance numbers\, original music and soft rock sing- a-longs led by a seven-piece band\, music videos\, stand up and sketch come dy and a lot of ridiculously sexy people in ridiculously sexy outfits. SUMMARY:Mark Sciano's Soft Rock Explosion END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080614T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/120560-mark-scianos-soft-rock-explosion-wa -seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080614T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_61532401@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:A crowd-pleasing\, cabaret-style song and dance spectacular\, t he event features flashy dance numbers\, original music and soft rock sing- a-longs led by a seven-piece band\, music videos\, stand up and sketch come dy and a lot of ridiculously sexy people in ridiculously sexy outfits. SUMMARY:Mark Sciano's Soft Rock Explosion END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080628T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/121079-analog-xi-everything-but-the-kitche n-sink-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080627T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_513290205@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:PRODUKT Seattle presents: ANALOG XI: Everything but the Kitchen sink! With Amazing local DJS: \nNAHA & NOISEMAKER -2 HOUR tag team MASH UP Set! \nDJ GONER- \nThe MILKMAN \n \nwith special guest MC ANTON BOMB sp itting it fat-like and the harmoniacal wonders of the NIGHTTRAIN. OH YEAH. \nAlso......... \nFEATURED LOCAL ARTIST: Octavia Williams Paint & Sketch Ar t \nThe PRODUKT Dancers \nLasers by SLICK LASERS \n \nWe hope you will joi n us this amazing night-it's going to be off the hook. This night can be en joyed by veterans and novices alike\, \nSo bring your dance shoes and your good vibes and come JOIN US! Produktseattle welcomes you! \n \nEMAIL: PROD UKTSEATTLE@GMAIL.COM to receive a Door Voucher for $5 entry ALL NIGHT LONG! !-You can also print it as many times as you wish!! \n \nRSVP on myspace a t: \nhttp://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction= \nevents.detail&eventI D=437802.08868&Mytoken= \nC561FCE1-88CF-46F6-BE2A8260687EE49697550285 \n \n To see the full flyer check out: \nhttp://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff18/ WeareAnalog/ \nFlyers/analogxifinalfinal.jpg \n \nWe hope to see you there- this is going to be an amazing night! \n~The PRODUKT Family \n \nCheck us o ut and add us on myspace : www.myspace.com/produktseattle SUMMARY:ANALOG XI: Everything but the Kitchen Sink! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080711T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/123925-mechanismus-industrial-music-and-ar t-show-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080710T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_252213209@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:Industrial music DJ sets along with Live paintings by local Sea ttle area artists. SUMMARY:Mechanismus- Industrial music and Art show END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080704T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/124553-bonkers-july-3rd-with-tannic-audio- travis-baron-mitch-file-right-w-mc-anton-bomb-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-reb ar?s=ical DTSTART:20080703T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_24180734@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:Bonkers! (Seattle's source of hot\, fresh braindance and other specialty techno styleezz) presents... \n \nTANNIC AUDIO (Adam of Obelus vs AutoAudio) live! With drums! Totally awesome! Highly recommended! We love 'em! You'll dance\, stop to watch in wonder\, and yell "Hot Damn!" right be fore the huge apex! \nMITCH FILE RIGHT (aka Michito aka M'Chateau aka Dr. M r. M) banging out beats with MC ANTON BOMB on the mic! A special performanc e made for optimal body movement! \nTRAVIS BARON hittin' hard! Hard hard ha rd! Techno! Just how you like it\, hard techno. You know what that means- b etter wear your antiperspirant. \n \nAnd... our residents... \n \nMR. ZILLI ON live!- A bevy of metronomic beats delivered on a shortcake bun with whip ped cream on top. \nAnd THE NATUREBOT live too!!!!! Overwhelming nuggets o f bliss are carted to you atop just-so-slightly off beats. \nAlso\, BEETSE EKA live! A stuttering bevy of brick beats enters the haunted house to thro w an 8-bit tantrum! \nGuess what else? ERICTRONIC. Live! Controlled absolut e mayhem on a rampage\, but with a sense of humor. Warning- may cause seizu res. \n \nPlus\, LOOPTID bakes your face with visual heat! Best damn visual s around (imho) \n \nGodly heated hell! What a night to remember! \n \nAll for only $5 \nThurs. July 3rd 10PM-2AM\, 21+ \nRe-Bar (1114 Howell St in Se attle\, www.rebarseattle.com for directions) \n \nBefriend us at www.myspac e.com/bonkersseattle \n \nWhat someone said... \n"Bonkers! features mostly local electronic-based music in an unpretentious environment. Artists featu red typically pull from an eclectic cache of musical genres\, often blendin g improvisational qualities via DIY techniques. The resulting mix blurs the lines dividing people of different musical backgrounds\, enticing everyone into the dance floor frenzy." - tasterblog.blogspot.com SUMMARY:BONKERS! July 3rd with Tannic Audio\, Travis Baron & Mitch File Rig ht w/ MC Anton Bomb‏ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080726T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/131802-analog-1-year-meeting-of-the-minds- wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080725T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_667308288@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:PRODUKTSeattle presents: \n \nANALOG 1 YEAR: MEETING OF THE MI NDS \n...@ Rebar! July 25th! \n \nOn the 4th Friday of every month\, ANALO G is in full effect! Analog is our longest running monthly\, and unlike oth er club nights\, celebrates diversity and unification of the exsisting Seat tle Electronic scene. Each month we come up with a theme\, and choose DJ's \, performers and artists that exemplify the night. \nAnalog always has a u nique crowd\, and we never know who's gonna show up! \n \nProdukt is about to hit it's 1 YEAR of throwing parties\, and we would like you to join us o n this special night. This night we decided to bring together the four hea ds of some of the most inluential and amazing crews in Seattle: \n \nJISAAN ~ PRODUKT \n \nRAMIRO & MIKEY TELLO - UNITING SOULS \n \nMICHAEL MANAHAN~S TARBORNE \n \nJ-SUN ~ INNERFLIGHT \n \nAnd combined their forces and energi es and crews\, and will be throwing down TRIBAL TEKNO and DEEP HOUSE you wi ll not want to miss this amazing night!! Celebrate the night under one unif ied banner-Seattle Electronica! \n \nAlso dancing by the PRODUKT Dancers! \ n \nFeatured Local Artist: Michael B & TBA \n \nJust $5 before 11pm / $7 Af ter 11 pm!! \n \nCome join us on this wondourous night! \n \nON MYSPACE? \n Check us out at: myspace.com/produktseattle \n..and add us! \nThanks so mu ch!! SUMMARY:ANALOG 1 YEAR: MEETING OF THE MINDS END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080809T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/132455--balls-out-rebar-w-ac-slater-nyc-sh ameless-naha-army-8-8-08-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080808T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_376991875@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:Shameless returns to the Rebar with this new monthly! The grand opening edition gets Shameless with Naha Army jumping on board and invites AC Slater (NYC's Bassline bad-ass) back out to the decks. Last time he was here he destroyed Recess' Taurus b-day afterparty at the Monkey Loft. We'l l be bringing in some extra sound to the Rebar's existing house system and Levi Clark is sponsoring a incredibly hip\, dunk the hipster tank! With Kad eejah Streets\, Schlage\, Recess & Naha also on the bill\, the dancing won' t stop until the bartenders kick us out. \n \nRSVP for reduced cover @ http ://seattle.going.com/ballsoutaugust8 SUMMARY:*BALLS OUT* @ Rebar w/ AC SLATER (NYC)\, Shameless\, Naha Army [8-8 -08] END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080617T013000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138690-get-loweded-wa-seattle-downtown-981 01-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080616T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_368553252@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:Get Loweded is a Variety/talk/game show aimed at giving the dru nks something to laugh about. Hosted by the ever anxious Jackson Lowe (SSP\ , BWF and the Jackson Lowe Gong Show)\, Get Loweded promises to provide the best that Seattle has in entertainment and damn good times. Get Loweded of fers the chance to win\, drink\, hook up and\, surprisingly enough feel bet ter about yourself.\n\n Professional drinkers drink on Mondays. Mondays are the most boring night of the week. It's high time the professionals had so me sweet entertainment. We're talking prizes\, hookups\, burlesque\, music\ , drag queens\, comedy\, videos\, and of course LOTS OF DRINKS! SUMMARY:Get Loweded! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080722T013000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138690-get-loweded-wa-seattle-downtown-981 01-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080721T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:14_13086440@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111414 DESCRIPTION:Get Loweded is a Variety/talk/game show aimed at giving the dru nks something to laugh about. Hosted by the ever anxious Jackson Lowe (SSP\ , BWF and the Jackson Lowe Gong Show)\, Get Loweded promises to provide the best that Seattle has in entertainment and damn good times. Get Loweded of fers the chance to win\, drink\, hook up and\, surprisingly enough feel bet ter about yourself.\n\n Professional drinkers drink on Mondays. Mondays are the most boring night of the week. It's high time the professionals had so me sweet entertainment. We're talking prizes\, hookups\, burlesque\, music\ , drag queens\, comedy\, videos\, and of course LOTS OF DRINKS! SUMMARY:Get Loweded! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080911T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/145210-nellie-olesons-lifelong-aids-allian ce-comedy-show-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080911T183000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_838889360@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Both shows are benefits for the LIFELONG AIDS Alliance of Seatt le.A special dinner with actress Alison Arngrim will be raffled off during the intermission of Thursday evening's show.In addition to its primary miss ion of providing direct care to people living with HIV/AIDS\, LIFELONG AIDS Alliance builds support networks\, works to prevent new infections\, and a dvocates for social and political change. SUMMARY:Nellie Oleson's LIFELONG AIDS Alliance Comedy Show END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080913T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/145210-nellie-olesons-lifelong-aids-allian ce-comedy-show-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080913T183000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_224107@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Both shows are benefits for the LIFELONG AIDS Alliance of Seatt le.A special dinner with actress Alison Arngrim will be raffled off during the intermission of Thursday evening's show.In addition to its primary miss ion of providing direct care to people living with HIV/AIDS\, LIFELONG AIDS Alliance builds support networks\, works to prevent new infections\, and a dvocates for social and political change. SUMMARY:Nellie Oleson's LIFELONG AIDS Alliance Comedy Show END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080801T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/150711-trashy-trash-takes-on-bonkers-wa-se attle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080731T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_971994645@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:TRASHY TRASH\, the long running Ballard dance night\, takes ove r Bonkers! at Re-Bar. \n \nDJs Same DNA\, Introcut\, and Claude Balzac wil l be showing off their brand of madness. \n \nBonkers! residents Beatseeka \, Mr. Zillion\, The Naturebot\, and Erictronic will be performing live ori ginal braindance bangers. \n \nSO LET' S PARTY ALREADY SUMMARY:TRASHY TRASH takes on BONKERS! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080924T233000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/152736-laff-hole-wa-seattle-downtown-98101 -rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080924T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_529952791@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Every week the Peoples Republic of Komedy bring you the very be st in alternative comedy. Laff Hole is a weekly showcase of stand up\, ske tch\, improv\, and performance art and is praised by the Stranger\, the Sea ttle Weekly\, Seattle Magazine\, and Seattle Metropolitan Magazine as the b est comedy show in Seattle. SUMMARY:Laff Hole END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081001T233000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/152736-laff-hole-wa-seattle-downtown-98101 -rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081001T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_105067630@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Every week the Peoples Republic of Komedy bring you the very be st in alternative comedy. Laff Hole is a weekly showcase of stand up\, ske tch\, improv\, and performance art and is praised by the Stranger\, the Sea ttle Weekly\, Seattle Magazine\, and Seattle Metropolitan Magazine as the b est comedy show in Seattle. SUMMARY:Laff Hole END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081008T233000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/152736-laff-hole-wa-seattle-downtown-98101 -rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081008T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_555340435@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Every week the Peoples Republic of Komedy bring you the very be st in alternative comedy. Laff Hole is a weekly showcase of stand up\, ske tch\, improv\, and performance art and is praised by the Stranger\, the Sea ttle Weekly\, Seattle Magazine\, and Seattle Metropolitan Magazine as the b est comedy show in Seattle. SUMMARY:Laff Hole END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081015T233000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/152736-laff-hole-wa-seattle-downtown-98101 -rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081015T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_230255911@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Every week the Peoples Republic of Komedy bring you the very be st in alternative comedy. Laff Hole is a weekly showcase of stand up\, ske tch\, improv\, and performance art and is praised by the Stranger\, the Sea ttle Weekly\, Seattle Magazine\, and Seattle Metropolitan Magazine as the b est comedy show in Seattle. SUMMARY:Laff Hole END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081022T233000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/152736-laff-hole-wa-seattle-downtown-98101 -rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081022T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_164987989@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Every week the Peoples Republic of Komedy bring you the very be st in alternative comedy. Laff Hole is a weekly showcase of stand up\, ske tch\, improv\, and performance art and is praised by the Stranger\, the Sea ttle Weekly\, Seattle Magazine\, and Seattle Metropolitan Magazine as the b est comedy show in Seattle. SUMMARY:Laff Hole END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081029T233000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/152736-laff-hole-wa-seattle-downtown-98101 -rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081029T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_910500380@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Every week the Peoples Republic of Komedy bring you the very be st in alternative comedy. Laff Hole is a weekly showcase of stand up\, ske tch\, improv\, and performance art and is praised by the Stranger\, the Sea ttle Weekly\, Seattle Magazine\, and Seattle Metropolitan Magazine as the b est comedy show in Seattle. SUMMARY:Laff Hole END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081105T233000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/152736-laff-hole-wa-seattle-downtown-98101 -rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081105T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_258015165@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Every week the Peoples Republic of Komedy bring you the very be st in alternative comedy. Laff Hole is a weekly showcase of stand up\, ske tch\, improv\, and performance art and is praised by the Stranger\, the Sea ttle Weekly\, Seattle Magazine\, and Seattle Metropolitan Magazine as the b est comedy show in Seattle. SUMMARY:Laff Hole END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081112T233000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/152736-laff-hole-wa-seattle-downtown-98101 -rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081112T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_328658950@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Every week the Peoples Republic of Komedy bring you the very be st in alternative comedy. Laff Hole is a weekly showcase of stand up\, ske tch\, improv\, and performance art and is praised by the Stranger\, the Sea ttle Weekly\, Seattle Magazine\, and Seattle Metropolitan Magazine as the b est comedy show in Seattle. SUMMARY:Laff Hole END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081119T233000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/152736-laff-hole-wa-seattle-downtown-98101 -rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081119T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_846835482@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Every week the Peoples Republic of Komedy bring you the very be st in alternative comedy. Laff Hole is a weekly showcase of stand up\, ske tch\, improv\, and performance art and is praised by the Stranger\, the Sea ttle Weekly\, Seattle Magazine\, and Seattle Metropolitan Magazine as the b est comedy show in Seattle. SUMMARY:Laff Hole END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081126T233000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/152736-laff-hole-wa-seattle-downtown-98101 -rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081126T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_548250046@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Every week the Peoples Republic of Komedy bring you the very be st in alternative comedy. Laff Hole is a weekly showcase of stand up\, ske tch\, improv\, and performance art and is praised by the Stranger\, the Sea ttle Weekly\, Seattle Magazine\, and Seattle Metropolitan Magazine as the b est comedy show in Seattle. SUMMARY:Laff Hole END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081203T233000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/152736-laff-hole-wa-seattle-downtown-98101 -rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081203T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_663149911@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Every week the Peoples Republic of Komedy bring you the very be st in alternative comedy. Laff Hole is a weekly showcase of stand up\, ske tch\, improv\, and performance art and is praised by the Stranger\, the Sea ttle Weekly\, Seattle Magazine\, and Seattle Metropolitan Magazine as the b est comedy show in Seattle. SUMMARY:Laff Hole END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081210T233000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/152736-laff-hole-wa-seattle-downtown-98101 -rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081210T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_359636249@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Every week the Peoples Republic of Komedy bring you the very be st in alternative comedy. Laff Hole is a weekly showcase of stand up\, ske tch\, improv\, and performance art and is praised by the Stranger\, the Sea ttle Weekly\, Seattle Magazine\, and Seattle Metropolitan Magazine as the b est comedy show in Seattle. SUMMARY:Laff Hole END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081217T233000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/152736-laff-hole-wa-seattle-downtown-98101 -rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081217T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_479568777@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Every week the Peoples Republic of Komedy bring you the very be st in alternative comedy. Laff Hole is a weekly showcase of stand up\, ske tch\, improv\, and performance art and is praised by the Stranger\, the Sea ttle Weekly\, Seattle Magazine\, and Seattle Metropolitan Magazine as the b est comedy show in Seattle. SUMMARY:Laff Hole END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080808T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/153809-bonkers-presents-dj-misha-and-potat ofinger-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080807T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_216021143@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:We have the loved and respected **MISHA** doing a long set! She is a Seattle techno veteran who still throws down some of the best sets ar ound! Very excited for this! \nwww.myspace.com/misha \n \nWe also have the unbelievable **POTATOFINGER** doing his thing live. He doesn't play out ve ry often\, but I'll go right out there and say he's one of the most amazing producers in our fair city! And a hell of a nice guy to boot! If you've ne ver heard him\, check it out- www.myspace.com/potatofinger \n \n \nWe're S O VERY pumped about this show!!!! As always\, our lovely residents will be supplementing the evening with their original sounds and our man Looptid wi ll be performing visuals all night. \n \nThanks to all of you that have he lped keep Bonkers! alive! We're definitely feeling the love and hope you ar e too! \n \nTHU August 7th \nRe-Bar (1114 Howell St) \n$5\, 21+ \n \n \n \n Also- check our upcoming shows- \n \nAug 21st- **Camino Acid\, Senor Frio\, ** and **SciFiSol** live! An amazing team of Portland producers coming out to show you what is happening on the outside... this will be another mind-b lowing show! \n \nSept 4th- The **BONKERS! 1-year anniversary** extravaganz a w/ very special guests! SUMMARY:Bonkers! presents DJ Misha and PotatoFinger! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080905T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/154114-miss-coco-peru-re-bar-wa-seattle-do wntown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080905T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_114893396@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Don't miss this TWO NIGHT ONLY SEATTLE DEBUT of international d rag talent Miss Coco Peru. You may have seen Miss Coco Peru co-starring in the cult-classic film "Girls Will Be Girls" (along with Varla Jean Merman a nd Evie)\, "Trick" (with Tori Spelling)\, and her very own LOGO comedy spec ial! If not\, here is what some folks are saying about the fabulous Miss C oco Peru:\n"Miss Coco is a heavenly hoot... Wry and uncensored\, the show i s a hilarious exorcism\, with music\, no less. Hey\, that's entertainment." -Los Angeles Times. "A composite of dozens of creamy homegrown femmes fata les." -The New York Times. "It is the brutal honesty behind the comic facad e that makes Miss Coco Peru a special event."-San Francisco Bay Area Report er. SUMMARY:Miss Coco Peru @ Re-bar END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080906T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/154114-miss-coco-peru-re-bar-wa-seattle-do wntown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080906T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_498468030@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Don't miss this TWO NIGHT ONLY SEATTLE DEBUT of international d rag talent Miss Coco Peru. You may have seen Miss Coco Peru co-starring in the cult-classic film "Girls Will Be Girls" (along with Varla Jean Merman a nd Evie)\, "Trick" (with Tori Spelling)\, and her very own LOGO comedy spec ial! If not\, here is what some folks are saying about the fabulous Miss C oco Peru:\n"Miss Coco is a heavenly hoot... Wry and uncensored\, the show i s a hilarious exorcism\, with music\, no less. Hey\, that's entertainment." -Los Angeles Times. "A composite of dozens of creamy homegrown femmes fata les." -The New York Times. "It is the brutal honesty behind the comic facad e that makes Miss Coco Peru a special event."-San Francisco Bay Area Report er. SUMMARY:Miss Coco Peru @ Re-bar END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080822T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/154999-bonkers-presents-senor-frio-scifiso l-and-camino-acid-portlands-finest-producers-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-reba r?s=ical DTSTART:20080821T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_196469500@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:BONKERS! is Seattle's source for original\, cutting-edge\, rug- cutting\, cut-up\, get-down dance music. And dear oh dear do we ever have a show for you!!!! \n \nWe invited up the very best performers that Portland has to offer\, Senor Frio and SciFiSol. They're styles are unique and unto uchable. Check it- \n \nSENOR FRIO- \nPlaying live armed with a laptop and two drum machines\, Senor Frio brings a continuous mix of beats\, bass and electrofunk blippiness. Frio's solo style holds its roots in electro\, yet incorporates the elements of downtempo\, house\, idm and techno. Having pl ayed solo gigs at Holocene\, KPSU\, Noir\, Smart Bar in Chicago\, and the D ecibel Festival in Seattle\, he has honed his skills at engaging the listen er with his own brand of techno-eroticism while gaining supreme knowledge i n rocking the dance floor. Señor Frio's first release has just come out on Digital Distortions. His first techno release has come out on the Narita r ecords Terminal 2 compilation. Some may think the machine music is cold but Señor Frio es muy caliente! \n \nSCIFISOL- \nSciFiSol (Christina Broussar d)\, has nurtured a love affair with electronic music through the years com bining analog and digital synthesis and sound design with her voice in live collaborations and performances. \nHer current self-produced solo project is an experimental collage of soundscapes that tell a story of mystery and dreams\, fusing her love of the obscure with a desire to create innovative and expressive music. \nHer creations embody her own unique style of elect ronica-- driven by complex rhythms and textures while floating upon ambient \, emotional overtones\, and featuring her voice interlaced throughout. Sci FiSol's latest release is featured on the Buried in Time 'Acid Offspring' c ompilation. She has also contributed vocals on several releases including a Let's Go Outside track on Soma Recordings and on a track entitled 'Torrent ial' on the drum and bass label Freestyle Recordings. \n \nCAMINO ACID- \n The musical marriage of Senor Frio and SciFiSol and a spectacle to behold\, Camino Acid knows where your pleasure nodes lie! The duo will be closing o ut our night and forcefully making your body move in the most pleasureable way possible! Camino Acid has been booked to play Decibel Festival this yea r and is quite busy making heads nod and turn in their native land of Portl and. \n \n \nAs always\, the Bonkers! residents will be starting the night off with live sets of original beats and bass! Zany 'n' brainy\, just how w e like it. \n \n \nTHURSDAY Aug 21 \n10PM-2AM \n$5\, 21+ \nRE-BAR (1114 Ho well St\, Seattle) SUMMARY:Bonkers! presents SENOR FRIO\, SCIFISOL\, and CAMINO ACID! Portland 's finest producers END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080823T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/155348-analog-xiii-burn-voyage-wa-seattle- downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080822T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_99394073@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Well\, it's that time again of the month coming up-ANALOG XII: BURN-VOYAGE is no exception! This time we decided we wanted to send off all those Burners headed of to Black City by letting them have fun at their ow n preshow! So we being BURN-VOYAGE a night designed to see our beloved burn ers off AND expose people that have never been to burningman to it! \nSo al l the DJ's and artists for the night have burned or will be burning this mo nth! It just also happens to be ASHLEY's birthday-and we let her and jason hand pick all the music you will be hearing this night! Come one\, Come all -to BURN VOYAGE! SUMMARY:ANALOG XIII: BURN VOYAGE END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080506T230000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582099-metamorfx-wa-seattle-downtown-9810 1-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080506T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_646039442@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Unification Act Project presents a new night of debauchery and dancing...MetaMorFx! SUMMARY:MetaMorFx END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080603T230000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582099-metamorfx-wa-seattle-downtown-9810 1-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080603T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_856558162@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Unification Act Project presents a new night of debauchery and dancing...MetaMorFx! SUMMARY:MetaMorFx END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080701T230000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582099-metamorfx-wa-seattle-downtown-9810 1-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080701T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_182799147@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Unification Act Project presents a new night of debauchery and dancing...MetaMorFx! SUMMARY:MetaMorFx END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081129T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582785-fridays-with-riz-wa-seattle-downto wn-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081128T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_804391602@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Riz\, one of the Expansion DJ's from KEXP\, brings the same lov e of music that his fans on the radio have come to expect from him\, to the dance floor. SUMMARY:Fridays With Riz END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081227T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582785-fridays-with-riz-wa-seattle-downto wn-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081226T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_176441871@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Riz\, one of the Expansion DJ's from KEXP\, brings the same lov e of music that his fans on the radio have come to expect from him\, to the dance floor. SUMMARY:Fridays With Riz END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20090131T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582785-fridays-with-riz-wa-seattle-downto wn-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20090130T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_327918815@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Riz\, one of the Expansion DJ's from KEXP\, brings the same lov e of music that his fans on the radio have come to expect from him\, to the dance floor. SUMMARY:Fridays With Riz END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081117T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582786-flammable-with-wesley-homes-at-re- bar-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081116T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_851730480@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:It's a no-brainer to come down to Re-bar on Sundays... great cr owd\, fabulous DJs from around the world\, and the perfect atmosphere to le t loose in! Wesley Holmes brings us Flammable every Sunday\, don't miss it. SUMMARY:Flammable With Wesley Homes-at- Re-bar END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081124T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582786-flammable-with-wesley-homes-at-re- bar-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081123T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_407871921@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:It's a no-brainer to come down to Re-bar on Sundays... great cr owd\, fabulous DJs from around the world\, and the perfect atmosphere to le t loose in! Wesley Holmes brings us Flammable every Sunday\, don't miss it. SUMMARY:Flammable With Wesley Homes-at- Re-bar END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081201T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582786-flammable-with-wesley-homes-at-re- bar-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081130T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_929137946@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:It's a no-brainer to come down to Re-bar on Sundays... great cr owd\, fabulous DJs from around the world\, and the perfect atmosphere to le t loose in! Wesley Holmes brings us Flammable every Sunday\, don't miss it. SUMMARY:Flammable With Wesley Homes-at- Re-bar END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081208T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582786-flammable-with-wesley-homes-at-re- bar-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081207T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_571748145@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:It's a no-brainer to come down to Re-bar on Sundays... great cr owd\, fabulous DJs from around the world\, and the perfect atmosphere to le t loose in! Wesley Holmes brings us Flammable every Sunday\, don't miss it. SUMMARY:Flammable With Wesley Homes-at- Re-bar END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081215T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582786-flammable-with-wesley-homes-at-re- bar-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081214T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_174408082@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:It's a no-brainer to come down to Re-bar on Sundays... great cr owd\, fabulous DJs from around the world\, and the perfect atmosphere to le t loose in! Wesley Holmes brings us Flammable every Sunday\, don't miss it. SUMMARY:Flammable With Wesley Homes-at- Re-bar END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081222T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582786-flammable-with-wesley-homes-at-re- bar-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081221T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_845586217@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:It's a no-brainer to come down to Re-bar on Sundays... great cr owd\, fabulous DJs from around the world\, and the perfect atmosphere to le t loose in! Wesley Holmes brings us Flammable every Sunday\, don't miss it. SUMMARY:Flammable With Wesley Homes-at- Re-bar END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081229T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582786-flammable-with-wesley-homes-at-re- bar-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081228T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_940641746@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:It's a no-brainer to come down to Re-bar on Sundays... great cr owd\, fabulous DJs from around the world\, and the perfect atmosphere to le t loose in! Wesley Holmes brings us Flammable every Sunday\, don't miss it. SUMMARY:Flammable With Wesley Homes-at- Re-bar END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20090105T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582786-flammable-with-wesley-homes-at-re- bar-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20090104T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_973219256@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:It's a no-brainer to come down to Re-bar on Sundays... great cr owd\, fabulous DJs from around the world\, and the perfect atmosphere to le t loose in! Wesley Holmes brings us Flammable every Sunday\, don't miss it. SUMMARY:Flammable With Wesley Homes-at- Re-bar END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080505T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582791-seattle-spelling-bee-wa-seattle-do wntown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080505T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_303106480@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Willing audience members and local spelling know-it-alls get dr unk\, flirt and flaunt while they slur their way through progressively more difficult words to win drink tickets and prizes! Each installment finds th e best of the lot and progresses them up the ladder of competition until\, finally\, a SUPREME WINNER IS PROCLAIMED! SUMMARY:Seattle Spelling Bee END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080602T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582791-seattle-spelling-bee-wa-seattle-do wntown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080602T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_716454291@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Willing audience members and local spelling know-it-alls get dr unk\, flirt and flaunt while they slur their way through progressively more difficult words to win drink tickets and prizes! Each installment finds th e best of the lot and progresses them up the ladder of competition until\, finally\, a SUPREME WINNER IS PROCLAIMED! SUMMARY:Seattle Spelling Bee END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080707T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582791-seattle-spelling-bee-wa-seattle-do wntown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080707T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_524815693@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Willing audience members and local spelling know-it-alls get dr unk\, flirt and flaunt while they slur their way through progressively more difficult words to win drink tickets and prizes! Each installment finds th e best of the lot and progresses them up the ladder of competition until\, finally\, a SUPREME WINNER IS PROCLAIMED! SUMMARY:Seattle Spelling Bee END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080508T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5582792-ssp-wrestling-wa-seattle-downtown- 98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080507T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_223033572@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:SSP is a group of about 15 semi-professional wrestlers who will put on a series of matches and in classic pro-'rasslin style. This show wi ll also feature performances by rock 'n' roll bands. SUMMARY:SSP Wrestling END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081207T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5583101-bacon-strip-wa-seattle-downtown-98 101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081206T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_7416886@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:This event is a night full of dancing\, decadence\, and drag. SUMMARY:Bacon Strip END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20090104T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5583101-bacon-strip-wa-seattle-downtown-98 101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20090103T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_906300682@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:This event is a night full of dancing\, decadence\, and drag. SUMMARY:Bacon Strip END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080913T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5583990--balls-out-w-a1-bassline-shameless -naha-army-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080912T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_815037959@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:**SHAMELESS & NAHA ARMY are proud to present:** \n \n**BALLS OU T! – SERIES 2** \n \nHere comes September and Balls Out #2! Despite the prevalence of references to a certain part of the male anatomy\, Balls Out expects that this month's headliner\, A1 Bassline\, will powerfully remind everyone that it's really just about everything barely restrained and very loud be it music\, people\, the party or the night. \n \nOOOooooooooh! Looks like some people were scared of all those bouncy balls. Nasty prepub escent dodge ball flashbacks\, huh? We encourage you to take a deep breath and just getN2it! They don't hurt\, we promise. \n \nOur performers cert ainly aren't scared\, not with the musical tricks and treats they have up t heir sleeves. This September features a headlining set by A1 Bassline (Big Dada\, Partyshank – UK)\, with daring dance DJ sets by Levi Clark (Shame less – SEA)\, NAHA (NAHA Army – SEA)\, and Recess (Shameless – SEA)\, live art by Kinoko + Eli.Heuer\, photos by DaveMatthewsPhotos.com\, extra sound support by Shameless\, and is hosted by Menami and MC Anton Bomb. We' ll also be smashing a disco ball piñata at midnight filled with candy & no stalgic toy figures from the 80s. \n \nBalls Out! is a new monthly event t hat joins the forces of Shameless\, NAHA Army\, Fourthcity and many of our supportive and gifted friends at dance-friendly venue and favorite\, the Re -Bar. \n \nSee you September 12th!! \n \nBalls Out – Series 2!!! \nThe R e-Bar \n \n1114 Howell St \nSeattle\, WA 98101 \n(206) 233-9873 / rebarseat tle.com \n10 PM Doors / 21+ \n \n[RSVP for reduced cover @ going.com/balls outseptember12](http://www.going.com/ballsoutseptember12) \n \n[simplyshame less.com](http://www.simplyshameless.com) \n \n[djnaha.homestead.com](http: //www.djnaha.homestead.com) \n \n[Check out pictures and video from last mo nth's inaugural Balls Out!](http://simplyshamelesscrew.blogspot.com/) \n \n \n------------------------------------------------------------ \n \n**BIO & MUSIC SAMPLES** \n \n**A1 BASSLINE (Big Dada\, Partyshank\, So Sweet\, UK )** \nA1 Bassline (aka Christian Shank) got his start as one half of PartyS hank (a British duo who describe themselves on their MySpace as "Grime/Powe rpop/Jungle" and are the creators of the genre known as "ToyStep"). The ban d was named the number one band of 2008 by a survey from MySpace predicting the next big bands of 2008. Just recently they released a new single entit led "Virgin" with a music video that's getting play on MTV. At the same tim e\, under guise of Christian Shank\, A1 Bassline's original bass heavy trac ks and remixes have been destroying dancefloors all over the world. Guns An d Bombs describes his music as..."a bass weaponsmith helping in the war aga inst contrived midrange teenage angst". Joseph 'JP' Patterson from Super Ma gazine wrote "A1 Bassline is definitely doing a lot in terms of Bassline fo r London\, with more of an Old School Garage edge to the productions it's o ne for the ladies as well..." We're excited to introduce A1 Bassline to Sea ttle for his debut performance and hope that you'll join us at Balls Out Se ries 2 to welcome this promising young talent. \n \n[A1 Bassline on Myspac e](http://www.myspace.com/a1bassline) \n \nCheck out a few of his tracks an d remixes here... \n[A1 Bassline - Girl Thing](http://thecurbcrawlers.com/a udio/dec2007/Girl_Thing.mp3) \n \n[A1 Bassline - Somebody](http://palmsout. net/music/Somebody.mp3) \n \n[A Girl and a Gun - Whomp that Sucka/A1 Bassli ne Remix](http://palmsout.net/music/remixsunday/120/Whomp%20That%20Sucka%20 %28A1%20Bassline%20Remix%29.mp3) SUMMARY:**BALLS OUT!** W/ A1 BASSLINE\, Shameless & Naha Army END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080904T230000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5590827-bonkers-1-year-anniversary-aural-b lowout-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080904T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_68800856@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:!!**BONKERS 1-YEAR ANNIVERSARY BLOWOUT!!! JERRY ABSTRACT\, JACO B LONDON\, + more!!!!!!! \nBONKERS! is Seattle's source of fresh\, hot brai ndance\, also known as "not-your-average such and such". Our first show was at the ill-fated nastyfest known as Club Sugar on Sept. 5th\, 2007. \n \n 1 year later\, after dozens of guests and a hearty helping of shows under o ur belt\, we bring another special night your way. Its our birthday and we' re gonna do how we please! \n \nOh lordy\, where do we even start with suc h an awesome night??? \nWell\, how about the guests- \n \n \nJACOB LONDON special one-time all-original gabba (y'know\, "gabber") set!!!!!!!!! \nJaco b London (aka Bob and Dave) are known throughout the dance music world not only because they have put out dozens of records on such labels as Derrick May's Classic imprint or their very own squid:records\, not only because th ey fly around to play huge parties in other countries and such\, but precis ely because in the 16 years they've been creating music together they have mastered the ancient art of making the dancefloor go "fuckin' crayzee!". \ nWell\, that signature style that you all love from them flies out the wind ow as these boys bring forth a one-time all-original all-GABBA set of their very own tunes\, remixed by themselves\, and apologizing to no one. As gra ndma used to say\, suck on that. \n \n \nJERRY ABSTRACT valiantly returns from hiding!!!!! \nYes\, an undisputed Seattle treasure and one of the best DJs ever to bless our fair city\, Jerry Abstract has been painfully absent for the last half a year. Was he hunting the back-plains of Mongolia for l ong-lost musical knowledge? Was he hiding in a cabin in the backwoods of Mo ntana on top of some huge mountain\, fighting the godawful weather? Was he courageously fighting dancefloor malaise through other *discrete* methods? \nWho the hell cares? He's back on Sept 4th and he's out for blood on the d ancefloor. \n \n \nDJ WD4D performs his live original tracks!!!! \n"I (WD4 D) will be playing a sneak preview of my new album (mixed/constructed live) ." \nHe means it too! Although you may know his name and signature sound b ecause he's quite possibly Seattle's best hip hop DJ and opens up shows for names like KRS-1\, GZA\, Lyrics Born\, Pigeon John and so forth\, you may not know what a talented producer and musician the man is as well!!!! WD4D knows not only dance-schematics but how to make beautiful melodies\, big be ats\, and a keen sense of song. \n \n \nRED PONY brings her amazing produc tion and DJ skills together! \nRebecca West's self-written bio- "My mission in life is to create more beauty in this world through better sound and im agery. As a deejay\, I have been spinning records for dancefloors\, lounges \, radio and performing with various live electronic acts since 1996. My lo ve of travel and adventure has taken me around the globe\, performing acros s the U.S. as well as in Germany\, France\, Spain\, Mexico and most recentl y\, China." \nWell\, we love her original tunes and her lovely vibes and ju st HAD to have her back for another set. \n \n \nPOWER MITTEN takes on TEA M BONKERS! \nDebuting at the anniversary show is POWER MITTEN\, a two-man t eam of live improvised dance music. Utilizing drum machines\, samplers\, sy nths\, live instrumentation and on-the-fly looping\, POWER MITTEN will be a mind-blowingly odd and yet dance-able spectacle to behold! Throw in the re sidents of Bonkers! and you have a dream army\, hellbent on destroying the enemy of dancefloor malaise! \n \n \nLOOPTID on visuals!!!! \n \n \n \nPLU S \n \n \n9PM-11PM $5 DRINK SPECIAL- THE BONK (PBR + A SHOT) \n \nFREE VEGA N CUPCAKES (thanks to the lovely Burberry Bribble!) \n \nFIRST 15 PATRONS R ECEIVE FREE BONKERS! T-SHIRTS \n \nAND WE'VE GOT BUTTONS TOO! \n \n \nOh lo rdy\, that STILL doesn't cover it. The rest will have to wait though. Until then.. boo-yah. \n \n \nTHU. SEPT. 4TH \n9PM-2AM \nRE-BAR (1114 Howell St\ , right north of downtown Seattle) \n$6 before 11PM\, $8 after SUMMARY:BONKERS! 1 YeAr AnniVersaRY Aural BloWOuT END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080919T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5599479-yoga-bitch-wa-seattle-downtown-981 01-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080919T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_945726020@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:When Suzanne Morrison arrived in Bali for a two-month yoga retr eat\, she thought she was on the path to inner peace and killer abs. She im agined that she would return to the States a changed person\, no longer a c ynical\, chainsmoking cocktail waitress but instead\, an enlightened being who would greet each day with a salute to the sun\, and at night swaddle he rself in cashmere apres-yoga wraps to welcome the moon with a relaxing thir d-eye massage. But the universe had other plans for her... In a show Time O ut London called New Age Nirvana\, Morrison explores her attempts to find h er Higher Self in a strange world where blenders become possessed by spirit s\, Prada lust is at a fever-pitch\, a milkshake can throw a guru into a ra ge\, and everyone around her tries to make her drink her own pee. Directed by Jean-Michele Gregory (How Theater Failed America\, 21 Dog Years)\, Yoga Bitch comes to Seattles Rebar after playing sold-out shows in London\, Oxfo rd and Maui\, offering both yogis and skeptics alike an irreverent glimpse at what can go wrong on the road to enlightenment. SUMMARY:Yoga Bitch END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080920T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5599479-yoga-bitch-wa-seattle-downtown-981 01-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080920T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_121703794@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:When Suzanne Morrison arrived in Bali for a two-month yoga retr eat\, she thought she was on the path to inner peace and killer abs. She im agined that she would return to the States a changed person\, no longer a c ynical\, chainsmoking cocktail waitress but instead\, an enlightened being who would greet each day with a salute to the sun\, and at night swaddle he rself in cashmere apres-yoga wraps to welcome the moon with a relaxing thir d-eye massage. But the universe had other plans for her... In a show Time O ut London called New Age Nirvana\, Morrison explores her attempts to find h er Higher Self in a strange world where blenders become possessed by spirit s\, Prada lust is at a fever-pitch\, a milkshake can throw a guru into a ra ge\, and everyone around her tries to make her drink her own pee. Directed by Jean-Michele Gregory (How Theater Failed America\, 21 Dog Years)\, Yoga Bitch comes to Seattles Rebar after playing sold-out shows in London\, Oxfo rd and Maui\, offering both yogis and skeptics alike an irreverent glimpse at what can go wrong on the road to enlightenment. SUMMARY:Yoga Bitch END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080926T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5599479-yoga-bitch-wa-seattle-downtown-981 01-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080926T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_125295382@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:When Suzanne Morrison arrived in Bali for a two-month yoga retr eat\, she thought she was on the path to inner peace and killer abs. She im agined that she would return to the States a changed person\, no longer a c ynical\, chainsmoking cocktail waitress but instead\, an enlightened being who would greet each day with a salute to the sun\, and at night swaddle he rself in cashmere apres-yoga wraps to welcome the moon with a relaxing thir d-eye massage. But the universe had other plans for her... In a show Time O ut London called New Age Nirvana\, Morrison explores her attempts to find h er Higher Self in a strange world where blenders become possessed by spirit s\, Prada lust is at a fever-pitch\, a milkshake can throw a guru into a ra ge\, and everyone around her tries to make her drink her own pee. Directed by Jean-Michele Gregory (How Theater Failed America\, 21 Dog Years)\, Yoga Bitch comes to Seattles Rebar after playing sold-out shows in London\, Oxfo rd and Maui\, offering both yogis and skeptics alike an irreverent glimpse at what can go wrong on the road to enlightenment. SUMMARY:Yoga Bitch END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20080927T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5599479-yoga-bitch-wa-seattle-downtown-981 01-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20080927T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_341620732@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:When Suzanne Morrison arrived in Bali for a two-month yoga retr eat\, she thought she was on the path to inner peace and killer abs. She im agined that she would return to the States a changed person\, no longer a c ynical\, chainsmoking cocktail waitress but instead\, an enlightened being who would greet each day with a salute to the sun\, and at night swaddle he rself in cashmere apres-yoga wraps to welcome the moon with a relaxing thir d-eye massage. But the universe had other plans for her... In a show Time O ut London called New Age Nirvana\, Morrison explores her attempts to find h er Higher Self in a strange world where blenders become possessed by spirit s\, Prada lust is at a fever-pitch\, a milkshake can throw a guru into a ra ge\, and everyone around her tries to make her drink her own pee. Directed by Jean-Michele Gregory (How Theater Failed America\, 21 Dog Years)\, Yoga Bitch comes to Seattles Rebar after playing sold-out shows in London\, Oxfo rd and Maui\, offering both yogis and skeptics alike an irreverent glimpse at what can go wrong on the road to enlightenment. SUMMARY:Yoga Bitch END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081003T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5599479-yoga-bitch-wa-seattle-downtown-981 01-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081003T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_509791985@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:When Suzanne Morrison arrived in Bali for a two-month yoga retr eat\, she thought she was on the path to inner peace and killer abs. She im agined that she would return to the States a changed person\, no longer a c ynical\, chainsmoking cocktail waitress but instead\, an enlightened being who would greet each day with a salute to the sun\, and at night swaddle he rself in cashmere apres-yoga wraps to welcome the moon with a relaxing thir d-eye massage. But the universe had other plans for her... In a show Time O ut London called New Age Nirvana\, Morrison explores her attempts to find h er Higher Self in a strange world where blenders become possessed by spirit s\, Prada lust is at a fever-pitch\, a milkshake can throw a guru into a ra ge\, and everyone around her tries to make her drink her own pee. Directed by Jean-Michele Gregory (How Theater Failed America\, 21 Dog Years)\, Yoga Bitch comes to Seattles Rebar after playing sold-out shows in London\, Oxfo rd and Maui\, offering both yogis and skeptics alike an irreverent glimpse at what can go wrong on the road to enlightenment. SUMMARY:Yoga Bitch END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081004T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5599479-yoga-bitch-wa-seattle-downtown-981 01-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081004T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_423225657@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:When Suzanne Morrison arrived in Bali for a two-month yoga retr eat\, she thought she was on the path to inner peace and killer abs. She im agined that she would return to the States a changed person\, no longer a c ynical\, chainsmoking cocktail waitress but instead\, an enlightened being who would greet each day with a salute to the sun\, and at night swaddle he rself in cashmere apres-yoga wraps to welcome the moon with a relaxing thir d-eye massage. But the universe had other plans for her... In a show Time O ut London called New Age Nirvana\, Morrison explores her attempts to find h er Higher Self in a strange world where blenders become possessed by spirit s\, Prada lust is at a fever-pitch\, a milkshake can throw a guru into a ra ge\, and everyone around her tries to make her drink her own pee. Directed by Jean-Michele Gregory (How Theater Failed America\, 21 Dog Years)\, Yoga Bitch comes to Seattles Rebar after playing sold-out shows in London\, Oxfo rd and Maui\, offering both yogis and skeptics alike an irreverent glimpse at what can go wrong on the road to enlightenment. SUMMARY:Yoga Bitch END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081010T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5599479-yoga-bitch-wa-seattle-downtown-981 01-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081010T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_323614177@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:When Suzanne Morrison arrived in Bali for a two-month yoga retr eat\, she thought she was on the path to inner peace and killer abs. She im agined that she would return to the States a changed person\, no longer a c ynical\, chainsmoking cocktail waitress but instead\, an enlightened being who would greet each day with a salute to the sun\, and at night swaddle he rself in cashmere apres-yoga wraps to welcome the moon with a relaxing thir d-eye massage. But the universe had other plans for her... In a show Time O ut London called New Age Nirvana\, Morrison explores her attempts to find h er Higher Self in a strange world where blenders become possessed by spirit s\, Prada lust is at a fever-pitch\, a milkshake can throw a guru into a ra ge\, and everyone around her tries to make her drink her own pee. Directed by Jean-Michele Gregory (How Theater Failed America\, 21 Dog Years)\, Yoga Bitch comes to Seattles Rebar after playing sold-out shows in London\, Oxfo rd and Maui\, offering both yogis and skeptics alike an irreverent glimpse at what can go wrong on the road to enlightenment. SUMMARY:Yoga Bitch END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081011T220000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5599479-yoga-bitch-wa-seattle-downtown-981 01-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081011T200000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_324893659@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:When Suzanne Morrison arrived in Bali for a two-month yoga retr eat\, she thought she was on the path to inner peace and killer abs. She im agined that she would return to the States a changed person\, no longer a c ynical\, chainsmoking cocktail waitress but instead\, an enlightened being who would greet each day with a salute to the sun\, and at night swaddle he rself in cashmere apres-yoga wraps to welcome the moon with a relaxing thir d-eye massage. But the universe had other plans for her... In a show Time O ut London called New Age Nirvana\, Morrison explores her attempts to find h er Higher Self in a strange world where blenders become possessed by spirit s\, Prada lust is at a fever-pitch\, a milkshake can throw a guru into a ra ge\, and everyone around her tries to make her drink her own pee. Directed by Jean-Michele Gregory (How Theater Failed America\, 21 Dog Years)\, Yoga Bitch comes to Seattles Rebar after playing sold-out shows in London\, Oxfo rd and Maui\, offering both yogis and skeptics alike an irreverent glimpse at what can go wrong on the road to enlightenment. SUMMARY:Yoga Bitch END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081011T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5613189--balls-out-3-warriors-party-w-inci te-live-aj-spider-sorbello-live-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081010T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_217759733@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Balls Out - Series 3 \nWarriors Themed Costume Party! \n \nLive sets from... \nIncite! (aka Decibel's Nordic Soul) \n& \nAJ Spider Sorbel low \n \nW/ Resident DJs Recess & Naha \n \nHosted by Menami & Anton Bomb \ nFashion show by Studio 75 Exclusive \nLive Art by Kinoko\, Eli Heuer & spe cial guest Rondo \nPhotos by Dave Matthews \n \nMore information coming soo n! SUMMARY:*Balls Out! - #3 Warriors Party w/ Incite! (Live) & AJ Spider Sorbe llo (Live) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081011T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5619417-balls-out-series-3-warriors-editio n-10-10-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081010T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_160199671@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Here's all of the details for next week's Balls Out! event at t he Rebar. Get your costume ideas here... \nhttp://www.warriorsmovie.co.uk/g angs.html \n \n------------------------------------------------------- \nSh ameless & NAHA Army Present... \n \nBALLS OUT! Series 3 \nFriday October 10 th @ Rebar \n \n**WARRIORS THEMED COSTUME PARTY!** \n \nWarriors\, come out to play-ay! In the spirit of tough journeys\, Coney Island homecomings\, a nd keeping away from those that would hold you down\, October’s edition o f Balls Out! encourages costumes of the gritty\, gang-filled Gotham sort. I n addition to Wonder Wheel memories and sexy leather vests\, this month’s show features top-notch Live Performances from 2 of Seattle’s most talen ted producers. Incite! aka Nordic Soul aka Sean Horton aka Mr. Decibel will bring out a heated electronic dance set. Also\, prepare to be blown away b y dark horse entry\, AJ Spider Sorbello. Expect a filthy\, electro-bass set from this local. \n \nThe Balls Out! crew has lots of great tricks and tre ats in store for this month. In addition to blistering live sets from Incit e! and AJ Spider Sorbello\, resident DJ sets from Recess and NAHA\, this mo nth’s features custom costumes by Babe of Belltown (Match Game)\, a Studi o 75 Exclusive Fashion Show by Capitol Hill fashion icon Sir Rayven Blakk\, Live Art by Kinoko of Fourthcity and Eli Heuer with Special Guest Artist R ondo (http://rondogoon.blogspot.com/). Of course we’ll have extra sound s upport by Shameless\, with hosts Menami and MC Anton Bomb and photographs b y DaveMatthewsPhoto.com. \n \nBalls Out! is a new monthly event that joins the forces of Shameless\, NAHA Army\, Fourthcity and many of our supportive and gifted friends at dance-friendly venue and favorite\, the Re-Bar. Can you Balls Out? \n \n**MUSIC** \n \nIncite! (Live - Decibel) \n \nhttp://www .myspace.com/nordicsoul \n \nYou may have heard of him before. He throws th is little annual party called Decibel Festival. We booked him because his l ive sets as Incite! are bad ass. Some of you already know that after catchi ng him at Sole Repair last Thursday. We're looking forward to hearing him t ear it up without the stress and worries of a massive event. Just some live kicking techno beats at everyone's favorite local venue\, the Rebar. \n \n \nAj Spider Sorbello (Live) \n \nhttp://www.myspace.com/ajspidersorbello \ nAJ Spider Sorbello was born in Sacramento\, California. After attending hi s first underground event at age 11\, AJ had found himself in a life changi ng experience. By 15 he was already DJing at numerous underground events. F rom 2001 on he's been DJing regularly with world class talent at massive ev ents. Lately much of his time as been spent in the studio producing his own tracks which range across the spectrum of dance music genres. Although he DJs and produces multiple genres you can hear the quality in all of his tra cks. Click the link above and check out some of them on myspace. We really looking forward to hearing what he puts together for his debut live set at Balls Out! \n \nPlus Residents Recess & Naha \n---------------------------- ---------- \n \n**ART** \n \nLive art by Fourthcity's wonder woman\, Kinoko . Joined by Eli Hueur & special guest Rondo. The talent in this little thre e person pool is incredible. Each month Kinoko and Eli invite special guest artists down to join them in whatever live art form this choose that night . Check out Rondo's blog here... http://rondogoon.blogspot.com/ \n--------- ----------------------------- \n \n**FASHION** \n \nStudio 75 Exclusive fas hion show will be led by Sir Brigadier General Thomas RayVen Blakk II. Got that? Check it out here... http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction= user.viewprofile&friendid=194556132 \n------------------------------------- -- \n \n**YOU** \n \nChoose a Warriors Gang and come dance at the Rebar! We 'll be starting around 10pm and going until at least 2:30am...maybe later. Can you dig it? \nhttp://www.warriorsmovie.co.uk/gangs.html \n \n**HOSTED B Y** \n \nShameless' Menami and Anton Bomb. \nhttp://www.simplyshameless.com \n+ \nDave Matthews Photos. \n \nHope to see you Friday October 10th! \nht tp://www.nwtekno.org/vb/showthrea...threadid=130424 SUMMARY:Balls Out Series 3 - Warriors Edition - 10/10 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081017T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5623071-bonkers-brings-big-beats-w-noisema ker-dopelabs-ekoe-naturebot-beetseeka-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ica l DTSTART:20081016T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_880302675@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Bonkers!\, Seattle's night of hot\, fresh braindance\, presents ... \nan ITS NOT HALLOWEEN party! \nLeast costumed wins a prize\, of which is hidden! Ooooh! \n \nAlso featuring- the music of... \n \nNOISEMAKER \n "Every time NoiseMaker (a.k.a. Joshua Hale) steps up to the decks I know it will be a crazy fuck-up of a night\, and so does Seattle. He always brings dancers out to the floor and then sets them on fire with his slamdown of s ound. NoiseMaker is my favorite DJ in this city\, which is a big fat salty ocean full of DJs. I may say this to my other electronic wizard friends (so rry yall) but with Josh I really mean it\, and I’m not alone. Heaps of ot her DJs\, promoters\, photographers\, artists\, and go-go dancers in the ci ty have declared the same sentiment: NoiseMaker is their favorite DJ in Sea ttle." \n- Shilo Urban\, www.CultureMob.com \n \n \nDOPELABS (dubstep.fm) \nDopeLabs is a tuna-shaped primate with wax fingers and cilantro eyesocket s\, surfing waves of fine gorgonzola and garlic into the ears of gazelles a nd carnivorous plants all across Puget Sound. DOPELABS FAT BEATS! YAAAAAAAA AAAAY! WE GOT KICKDRUM! YAAAAAAAAAAY! GRIME NAILED TO THE WALL! YAAAAAAAAAA AAY! DUBSTEP GANACHE! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! DopeLas! : Bad Slope! : Opals Bed! : Leaps Bod! : Bead Slop! : Bald Peso! : Plead\, Sob! : Soap Bled! : Lab Dope s! DopeLabs! \n \n \nEKOE (PHX- Illphonix\, Dubnosis) \nDUB\, BASS AND MORE all the way from Phoenix. \nA special treat for your wiggling feet. \n \n \nNATUREBOT (Pleasure Boat\, Bonkers) \n'dance' music for joy-crying \nProd ucer of 1 dozen years \nsynth humper\, canyon jumper \ndrill'n'bass meets d rone'n'bliss \nmany albums recorded over the years\, right now THE SCHNEBLY is available for sale \njust eat your goddamn cake already! \n"There's so much to like on this album. Electronic music needs more of what The Natureb ot has got. Genuine experimentation plays across all seventeen tracks witho ut feeling laboured or trite. It'll be interesting to see how he tops this one."- Fragment Magazine (UK) \n \n \nBEETSEEKA (Cloud City\, Bonkers) \nYe yo otherwise addressed as Beetseeka otherwise Dont Look At Me {amongst his list of monikers} resounds his synthetically beat laden dance centered and autonomous craft to achieve a well blended waveform triage thats wizard all the time \, to aspire a blurr within the contrasts of and in between limit less fantasy and metifluous basins of creativity further provoking the enve lope once pushed by so much before only to be rendered assunder \,and to do away with the contrite and elitist mindset that is at best borring which h as been choking Seattle dance scene as of late. \nHere is a transplant from that city you love to hate\, Phoenix AZ\, where the sounds are fiercly ind ependant and original\, where Beetseeka has done massive contributions to t he scene allbeit his tenuous years as a vinyl hustella and DJ in 13 years a nd going steady\, organizing special dance party events featuring only the prolific and to become a commited dance movement icon as soon as his upstar t label CLOUD CITY COUND\, which has been established to be poised as a wel l know foundation of continuous experimentation in found sound and beat alc hemy\, driven by generating a solidarity within the dance culture and not p rofit. \n \n \nLOOPTID on visuals! \n \n \nONLY $5! \nONLY $5! \nONLY $5! \nONLY $5! \nONLY $5! \nONLY $5! \n \n \nReally! \n \nOctober 16th\, 2008 a t Re-bar\, 1114 Howell St in Seattle (http://www.rebarseattle.com) \n10PM-2 AM \n21+ SUMMARY:BONKERS! brings big beats w/ NOISEMAKER\, DOPELABS\, EKOE\, NATUREB OT\, BEETSEEKA! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081025T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5633111-analog-xv-masquerade-ball-wa-seatt le-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081024T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_950619657@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:ANALOG is monthly thrown by the PRODUKT Seattle crew that rotat es different DJs from all corners of the Seattle electronic scene. Each par ty is usually themed and features a local artist! This Month theme: A Masq uerade ball! Wear All black and bring a mask to dance the night away in! Th is months DJs: NORDIC SOUL\, NOISEMAKER\, GONER & Sonny Chiba! Featured Loc al artist: Liz SUMMARY:ANALOG XV Masquerade Ball END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081101T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5635368-pocket-change-sly-lothario-wa-seat tle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081031T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_108389620@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Join 2 of Seattle's finest for a Halloween Extravaganza at Re-B ar. Don’t miss this! Halloween Night with Seattle’s finest live funk\, afrobeat\, and dub! Dance like the world might end in 4 days! $10 cover o r $8 if you're in costume. 42 below drink specials and a costume contest! SUMMARY:Pocket Change & Sly Lothario END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081218T230000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5635538-mile-after-mile-and-the-fred-roth- revue-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081218T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_971693787@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:The Rebar Rock n Roll Special for the night will be Seattle ban ds: \n \n**Mile After Mile** \n \nBones\,vocals -guitar \n \nMicah Schlede \,vocals -les paul bass \n \nCharles Parsons\,lead guitar \n \nRobert McCon aughy\,Drums \n \n**The Fred Roth Revue** \n \nFred Roth\, Bass\, Vocals \n \nScott Griggs\, Drums\, Vocals \n \nKeith Cook\, Lead Guitar\, Vocals \n \nJim Knodle\, Trumpet \n \nMerch DeGrasse\, Rhythm Guitar\, Vocals SUMMARY:Mile After Mile and The Fred Roth Revue END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081106T230000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5638869-bonkers-w-electrosect-andrew-luck- n-dosadi-plus-more-more-more-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081106T210000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_760963412@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:BONKERS! presents another fine show. \n \nEven more beautiful\, unique\, and bizarre dance music! \n \n \n \nELECTROSECT \n \nAw\, y'all k now him\, right? You ought to- Patrick Haenalt is a man you ought to thank if you love the Seattle techno world. He ran Oscillate\, a Seattle weekly e vent for music ahead of its time\, for 4 years. His company\, Sensory Effec t\, puts on loads of amazing shows all over the city. He's a spokeperson fo r and strong supporter of our city's fantastic pile of great music. \nHe a lso produces great electronic music\, and has been doing so for over 15 yea rs. Utilizing various styles with a glut of intuition\, he guides you along the course of his tracks ranging from dark and heady to sparse and beautif ul. So don't forget to pick up yr jaw on the way out. \n \n \nANDREW LUCK w / DOSADI \n \nAndrew Luck makes limb-jellifying dubstep and other quality d ance musics. Due to his immense talent and HEAVY tracks he blasted his way to the runner-up of this year's laptop battle. His label Street Ritual has just begun to lift the lid on some immense producers. This live PA will als o feature Dosadi doing... just what now? Oh yes\, this will be enthralling. .. \n \n \nBEETSEEKA \n \nBeetseeka melds the bizarre and broken into an al l-consuming and neon-colored goop that makes bodies shake and bass bins qua ke. Beetseeka resounds with his syntheticaly beat ladened dance centered an d autonomous craft to achieve a well blended waveform triage that is wizard all the time\, to aspire a blur within the contrasts of and in between lim itless fantasy and metifluous basins of creativity further provoking the en velope once pushed by so much before only to be rendered assunder\, and to do away with the contrite and elitist mindset that is at best boring which has been choking Seattle dance scene as of late. \n \n \nERICTRONIC \n \nE ric makes the most ridiculous music I've ever heard. He's fucking awesome. If you need an ADHD-riddled savant to remove that sideways stick from your ass\, he's the best. Well\, he might just light it on fire. No still feet o n the floor- dance motherfucker. \n \n \nNATUREBOT \n \n"There's so much to like on this album. Electronic music needs more of what The Naturebot has got. Genuine experimentation plays across all seventeen tracks without feel ing laboured or trite. It'll be interesting to see how they top this one." \n- Fragment Magazine (UK) \n"What distinguishes this performer and his pro sthetic crutches from a hundred others engaged in similar power struggles i s the sheer joy with which the whole endeavour has been embued. Genre is mo re often completely ignored rather than subverted or perverted." \n- www.fr eq.org.uk \nThere a new album out. It doesn't sound anything like the live show. The goddamn constucts of the river have broken and the new course is rampaging through your parents' retirement town. Eat one. \n \nVisuals by the amazing LOOPTID \n \nOH NOW ITS ON \n \n \n$5 \n \n21+ \n \nTHURSDAY \ n \nNOVEMBER 6th \n \n10PM-2AM \n \nRE-BAR \n \nSee you on the floor SUMMARY:Bonkers! w/ Electrosect\, Andrew Luck 'n' Dosadi\, plus MORE MORE M ORE END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081115T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5638878--balls-out-4-america-w-shameless-i nnerflight-crews-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081114T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_758934353@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Come join us as we go Balls Out! one last time at the Rebar. Fo r this last installment Shameless & Innerflight are teaming up for a family style\, post election get down. The team america theme is yours to play wi th so we're leaving the interpretation up to you\, the participant. We'll p rovide the free apple pie. \n \nOn the decks you'll hear Menami (Shameless )\, Manos (Innerflight)\, Levi Clark (Shameless) Vs Jsun (Innerflight)\, Re cess (Shameless) vs Kadeejah Streets (Innerflight). Plus rock stars Anton B omb (Shameless) & Night Train (Innerflight). \n \nOn the live art stage Kin oko\, Eli & special guest Fu will be displaying their talents. SUMMARY:**Balls Out! 4 America** W/ Shameless & Innerflight Crews END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT LOCATION:Rebar\n1114 Howell Street\n\nSeattle\, WA 98101 SEQUENCE:0 CLASS:PUBLIC DTEND:20081213T000000 URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5651709-acid-techno-legend-dj-esp-woody-mc bride-takes-on-bonkers-wa-seattle-downtown-98101-rebar?s=ical DTSTART:20081212T220000 UID:November 22\, 2008 11:14:15_609139413@malibu.culturemob.com DTSTAMP:20081122T111415 DESCRIPTION:Bonkers!\, Seattle's night of insidious\, corner-dwelling elect ronic music\, brings you one of the originators of Acid\, the world's most dance-able musical nook. \n \nDJ ESP aka WOODY MCBRIDE - Live PA \nFounder of the Communique Records family\, w/ hundreds of releases on labels all ov er the world\, and with a reputation as one of the most flawless and fierce techno mavericks out there\, the King of Midwest Acid is coming to Seattle for the first time in years! This man has been a part of the techno game s o long that he has helped write the rules\, only to go back and push the en velope further again and again. \n \n \nwith support from some amazing loca ls... \n \nCOMPUTER CONTROLLED performs more live ACID w/ his hefty assortm ent of beautiful acid machines! \n \nREAL LIFE RYU throws for a set of live mash-y madness! This duo features xben\, a fave from this year's Laptop Ba ttle and and who you may have caught playing live at Battle of the Megamixe s. \n \nTRAVIS BARON\, one of Seattle's hardest sounding and working DJs\, brings a set of hard\, banging techno like no one else can. \n \nBEETSEEKA will perform his heady\, sideways techno live! Gaining notoriety for his sk ill at creating otherworldly beats and melodies catchy and accessible yet w holly un-replicable\, this guy not only brings deep grooves but an insanely original style! \n \nVisuals by LOOPTID! \n \nLive art by RODEO and FOXDYE ! SUMMARY:Acid techno legend DJ ESP - Woody McBride takes on Bonkers! END:VEVENT END:VCALENDAR