
Vampires are everywhere! Unfortunately, I don’t mean that literally. But our country is currently experiencing a vampire phenomena that is unlike any other phenomena we’ve ever seen. It seems every medium is trying to get its hands on the vampire craze which, of course, has led to both some hits and some sad misses.
But 3 franchises have proven to be the most popular and surviving of all the attempts to cash in on the craze: The Twilight Saga, True Blood (also known as “The Southern Vampire Mysteries”) and The Vampire Diaries. But which is actually the best of the 3? Which isn’t even worth your time?

The Twilight Saga
While I appreciate Stephenie Meyers’ attempt to romanticize abstinence in young adult fiction, doing so in a vampire tale is not the right way to do it. Sex (and violence for that matter) is an integral part of vampire mythology. Don’t ask me why–it just is. So reading long tomes where vampires try to control their lust is just boring. Her plots also have no focus, her dialogue is trite and her prose is full of grammatical errors. The film adaptations are also just as horrendous. There’s only one good actor in the cast (Anna Kendrick) and she doesn’t even play a major character. The movies are poorly paced, amateurish and without any real thrills. Pass!
True Blood (pictured above)
This series gets the mythology right. There’s enough bedplay and bloodplay to satisfy those of us who are looking for a thrill (some may even say there’s too much of the former). The show, as well as the books, is not meant for the light-hearted–it’s violent, profane, disturbing, graphic but with a very wry sense of humor that is just irresistible. The cast, led by Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Rutina Wesley and Alexander Skarsgard, is pretty great. The only problem is for every awesome storyline, you have one that is sort of lame. And some plots take forever to achieve some sort of progress.

The Vampire Diaries
But in my opinion, the best vampire series out there is TVD. Not only is the cast uniformly spectacular, the writing is sharp, it moves at a breakneck speed, and the twists are mind-blowing. I watched the pilot last fall out of curiosity but it only took me three episodes to get hooked. TVD isn’t afraid to kill off a major character nor does it shy away from any real danger. It is also enjoyable to any demographic. It achieves a rare balance between “teen show” and “adult drama.” And the flashbacks to the post-Civil War era are expertly done. I would highly, highly recommend catching up on TVD.
Are you a fan of any or all of these vampire franchises? Or are you just completely anti-the vampire craze?
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