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LOCATION:Sunnyvale-CA Venue\nSee Event Details\n\nSunnyvale\, CA 
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091121T140000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/6021671-holiday-gift-38-craft-fair-ca-sunn
 yvale-sunnyvale-ca-venue?s=ical
DTSTART:20091121T120000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_671223760@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Holiday gift & craft fair  **Hours:  1-8 Fri\, 10-3 Sat**\n\nVe
 nue Name:  Unknown  \nVenue City:  Sunnyvale  \nVenue State:  CA
SUMMARY:Holiday Gift &#38\; Craft Fair
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Sunnyvale-CA Venue\nSee Event Details\n\nSunnyvale\, CA 
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091122T140000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/6021671-holiday-gift-38-craft-fair-ca-sunn
 yvale-sunnyvale-ca-venue?s=ical
DTSTART:20091122T120000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_319501645@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Holiday gift & craft fair  **Hours:  1-8 Fri\, 10-3 Sat**\n\nVe
 nue Name:  Unknown  \nVenue City:  Sunnyvale  \nVenue State:  CA
SUMMARY:Holiday Gift &#38\; Craft Fair
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:San Jose-CA Venue\nSee Event Details\n\nSan Jose\, CA 
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091114T210000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5871384-lynbrook-holiday-craft-faire-ca-sa
 n-jose-downtown-san-jose-ca-venue?s=ical
DTSTART:20091114T190000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_543092310@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:The Lynbrook Instrumental Music Boosters sponsor a Holiday Craf
 t Faire in November each year . The fair features handcrafted items from ma
 ny local artists including clothes\, toys\, jewelry\, pottery and holiday i
 tems. There will also be some hands-on activities and food. This is a great
  opportunity to start your holiday shopping early\, buying unique gifts han
 d-made by local craftspeople.Evergreen Valley High School Athletic Booster 
 Club is hosting their 6th annual Holiday Craft Faire on Nov. 15-16\, 2008. 
 We are looking for local crafters to showcase/sell their handcrafted items 
 at our craft faire. We are looking for a variety of crafters. Last year we 
 had 57 vendors in our main gym and are looking to expand this year to the s
 mall gym. If you are interested\, the fee to rent a 10x10 ft. booth is $90 
 for the week-end. An additional $10 if you request electricity but this is 
 on a limited and on a first come basis. Tables can be rented at $30/ea for 
 the week-end. If you are interested contact Jane Brehmer at for a registrat
 ion form. Proceeds from the booth rental\, raffles and concession stand wil
 l go to the EVHS Girls and Boys athletics. The EVHS Athletic Booster Club i
 s a non-profit organization. Registration is on a first come first serve ba
 sis. So apply now as booths fill up quickly.  **Hours:  9:00am to 4:00pm**\
 n\nVenue Name:  1280 Johnson Ave  \nVenue Address:  1280 Johnson Ave  \nVen
 ue City:  San Jose  \nVenue State:  CA
SUMMARY:Lynbrook Holiday Craft Faire
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:San Jose-CA Venue\nSee Event Details\n\nSan Jose\, CA 
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091121T210000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5871384-lynbrook-holiday-craft-faire-ca-sa
 n-jose-downtown-san-jose-ca-venue?s=ical
DTSTART:20091121T190000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_823007699@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:The Lynbrook Instrumental Music Boosters sponsor a Holiday Craf
 t Faire in November each year . The fair features handcrafted items from ma
 ny local artists including clothes\, toys\, jewelry\, pottery and holiday i
 tems. There will also be some hands-on activities and food. This is a great
  opportunity to start your holiday shopping early\, buying unique gifts han
 d-made by local craftspeople.Evergreen Valley High School Athletic Booster 
 Club is hosting their 6th annual Holiday Craft Faire on Nov. 15-16\, 2008. 
 We are looking for local crafters to showcase/sell their handcrafted items 
 at our craft faire. We are looking for a variety of crafters. Last year we 
 had 57 vendors in our main gym and are looking to expand this year to the s
 mall gym. If you are interested\, the fee to rent a 10x10 ft. booth is $90 
 for the week-end. An additional $10 if you request electricity but this is 
 on a limited and on a first come basis. Tables can be rented at $30/ea for 
 the week-end. If you are interested contact Jane Brehmer at for a registrat
 ion form. Proceeds from the booth rental\, raffles and concession stand wil
 l go to the EVHS Girls and Boys athletics. The EVHS Athletic Booster Club i
 s a non-profit organization. Registration is on a first come first serve ba
 sis. So apply now as booths fill up quickly.  **Hours:  9:00am to 4:00pm**\
 n\nVenue Name:  1280 Johnson Ave  \nVenue Address:  1280 Johnson Ave  \nVen
 ue City:  San Jose  \nVenue State:  CA
SUMMARY:Lynbrook Holiday Craft Faire
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090620T223000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20090620T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_545145614@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090627T223000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
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DTSTART:20090627T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_953778994@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090704T223000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
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DTSTART:20090704T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_623777422@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090711T223000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
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DTSTART:20090711T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_513905110@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090718T223000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20090718T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_771791064@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090725T223000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20090725T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_513190620@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090801T223000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20090801T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_602342123@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090808T223000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20090808T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_598513574@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090815T223000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20090815T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_314569563@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090822T223000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20090822T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_952103983@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090829T223000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20090829T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_629455482@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090905T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
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DTSTART:20090905T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_107533521@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090912T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20090912T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_357225898@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090919T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20090919T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_208327312@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090926T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20090926T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_175522491@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091003T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20091003T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_886229910@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091010T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20091010T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_410658308@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091017T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20091017T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_729407880@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091024T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20091024T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_342663439@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091031T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20091031T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_348438010@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091107T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20091107T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_873178321@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091114T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20091114T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_159645064@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091121T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20091121T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_197096789@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091128T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20091128T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_117694550@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091205T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20091205T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_548007910@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091212T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20091212T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_139546082@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Phoenix Theatre\n414 Mason St.\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94108
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091219T224500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/138315-naked-comedy-ca-san-francisco-downt
 own-94108-phoenix-theatre?s=ical
DTSTART:20091219T210000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_952272706@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:"Great comedy for a great price."No additives\, no preservative
 s -- just good stand-up comedy. This comedy showcase features some of the b
 est comedians in town\, including those local favorites that you want to se
 e at the bigger clubs\, but don't want to pay the two drink minimum. Bring 
 your friends and bring the party! Saturdays at 9pm\, $12 in advance\, $15 d
 oor. BYOB for 21+.**Nov. 21st - Headliner Kevin Munroe\, Ebony & Irony**\, 
 Sam Wilcke\, Janine Brito\, Tom Smith\, Sandy Stec**Nov. 28th - Headliner H
 asan Minhaj\, NBC's College Tour** - celebrate Thanksgiving with lots of la
 ughs! Also performing: Reggie Steele\, Angelo Lorenzetti\, Emily Heller\, D
 r. Scott Smith\, Joe Nguyen**Dec. 5th - Headliner Sal Calanni\, Regular\, T
 he Punchline**\, Maggie Newcomb\, Kabeezy\, Toby Muresianu\, Tom Anderson\,
  David Studebaker**Dec. 12th - Headliner Brendan Lynch\, Regular\, The Punc
 hline**\, Natasha Muse\, Nato Green\, Ken Townsend**Dec. 19th - Headliner W
 ill Franken\, Bay Area favorite**\, Ryan Kasmier\, Max CurryNo shows Dec. 2
 6th and Jan. 2nd - Happy Holidays! :)**Celebrate New Year's Eve with host M
 arcella Arguello\, Ali Wong and headliner Joe Klocek!Tickets: http://www.br
 ownpapertickets.com/event/90655****About the Clubhouse:**"The best comedy c
 lub in town\," San Francisco Chronicle"Best Place to Just Chill" San Franci
 sco Magazine 2009"Best Cheap Laugh" 7x7 Magazine 2009Best in Nightlife - Ye
 lp.comWe offer a limited selection of soft drinks and snacks\, but you are 
 welcome to bring your own drinks and food.  Alcoholic beverages are permitt
 ed but we reserve the right to remove from the premises anyone suspected of
  underage drinking.  We will ask for your ID at the door.**Please note that
  heckling will NOT be tolerated.  If you are being disruptive and do not co
 operate with management\, you will be thrown out.** Please e-mail or see th
 e Clubhouse website at www.clubhousecomedy.com for more information\, inclu
 ding directions.Thank you for supporting local comedy!
SUMMARY:Naked Comedy!
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Bayfair Center\n15555 East 14 St.\n\nSan Leandro\, CA 94578
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091127T130000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/6069841-santas-arrival-at-bayfair-center-c
 a-san-leandro-94578-bayfair-center?s=ical
DTSTART:20091127T110000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_54836934@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Come celebrate Santa’s arrival at Bayfair Center with live mu
 sic\, holiday crafts special Santa photos and more!
SUMMARY:Santa's Arrival at Bayfair Center
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:San Rafael-CA Venue\nSee Event Details\n\nSan Rafael\, CA 
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091127T210000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5871280-the-30th-annual-san-rafael-parade-
 of-lights-38-winter-wonderland-ca-san-rafael-san-rafael-ca-venue?s=ical
DTSTART:20091127T190000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_151858317@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:The San Rafael30th Annual Parade of Lightsand Winter Wonderland
 Friday\, November 27th\, 2009Fourth Street ~ A Street to Lootens San Rafael
 \, CA Downtown San Rafael will once again host its annual holiday Parade & 
 Winter Wonderland. In its 31st year\, the event features a Holiday Marketpl
 ace with arts and crafts\, live entertainment\, childrens activities\, fr
 ee snow sledding\, and one of the largest Holiday Parades in the Bay Area. 
 In 2008 the event was attended by people from all over Marin County. It enj
 oys a very local feel and is known as a great destination for people of
  all ages. The event starts at noon with free snow sledding and kids acti
 vities\, then is followed by the Holiday Marketplace at 2 pm and the Parade
  at 5:30 pm.Following the Parade\, Santa\, Ms. Claus and other costumed cha
 racters arrive with the Mayor of San Rafael to the center of town in the Ci
 ty Plaza to light the official Holiday Tree. Following the Tree Lighting Ce
 remony\, Santa and friends are available for a meet and greet with the kids
 . The entire event is free to the public and occurs the day after Thanksgiv
 ing\, one of the biggest shopping days of the year. Dont miss this great 
 opportunity to take advantage of the Holiday shopping season. Due to the ti
 me of year\, we recommend that all exhibitors provide your own battery powe
 red lights for your booth.  **Hours:  TBD**\n\nVenue Name:  Fourth Street ~
  A street to Lootens  \nVenue Address:  Fourth Street ~ A street to Lootens
   \nVenue City:  San Rafael  \nVenue State:  CA
SUMMARY:The 30th Annual San Rafael Parade of Lights &#38\; Winter Wonderlan
 d
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Dean Lesher Regional Center for the Arts\n1601 Civic Dr.\n\nWalnut
  Creek\, CA 94596
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091127T220000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/6042094-smuin-ballet-company-the-christmas
 -ballet-2009-edition-ca-walnut-creek-94596-dean-lesher-regional-center-for-
 the-arts?s=ical
DTSTART:20091127T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_925491374@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Do you love the endlessly beautiful Classic Christmas portion o
 f 'The Christmas Ballet?' Or do you delight in the charming\, humorous and 
 sexy Cool Christmas? Whichever your preference\, Sumuin Ballet has the trad
 itional standards that you love along with the new choreography from Amy Se
 iwert\, Robert Sund and other.
SUMMARY:Smuin Ballet Company: The Christmas Ballet\, 2009 Edition
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Dean Lesher Regional Center for the Arts\n1601 Civic Dr.\n\nWalnut
  Creek\, CA 94596
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091128T000000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/6042094-smuin-ballet-company-the-christmas
 -ballet-2009-edition-ca-walnut-creek-94596-dean-lesher-regional-center-for-
 the-arts?s=ical
DTSTART:20091128T140000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_531578346@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Do you love the endlessly beautiful Classic Christmas portion o
 f 'The Christmas Ballet?' Or do you delight in the charming\, humorous and 
 sexy Cool Christmas? Whichever your preference\, Sumuin Ballet has the trad
 itional standards that you love along with the new choreography from Amy Se
 iwert\, Robert Sund and other.
SUMMARY:Smuin Ballet Company: The Christmas Ballet\, 2009 Edition
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Flint Center\n21250 Stevens Creek Blvd\n\nCupertino\, CA 95014
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081221T170000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5613420-moscow-ballets-great-russian-nutcr
 acker-ca-cupertino-95014-flint-center?s=ical
DTSTART:20081221T150000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_258318950@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:This is a traditional holiday spectacular featuring Russian art
 ists including gold medalists from international competitions. The Moscow B
 allet brings to their annual United States tour the original creation of th
 e 'Great Russian Nutcracker\,' full of energy\, beauty and the kind of athl
 eticism only the Russians can demonstrate.
SUMMARY:Moscow Ballet's Great Russian Nutcracker
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Flint Center\n21250 Stevens Creek Blvd\n\nCupertino\, CA 95014
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091128T170000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5613420-moscow-ballets-great-russian-nutcr
 acker-ca-cupertino-95014-flint-center?s=ical
DTSTART:20091128T150000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_81420381@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:This is a traditional holiday spectacular featuring Russian art
 ists including gold medalists from international competitions. The Moscow B
 allet brings to their annual United States tour the original creation of th
 e 'Great Russian Nutcracker\,' full of energy\, beauty and the kind of athl
 eticism only the Russians can demonstrate.
SUMMARY:Moscow Ballet's Great Russian Nutcracker
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081217T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081217T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_992695582@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081218T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081218T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_547866895@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081219T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081219T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_862593709@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081219T231000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081219T220000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_772878890@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081220T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081220T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_259340629@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081220T231000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081220T220000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_193739027@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081221T171000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081221T160000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_722377637@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081221T201500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081221T190000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_110130470@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081222T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081222T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_243730476@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081223T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081223T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_194820887@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081224T161000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081224T150000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_957295392@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081224T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081224T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_721228754@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081225T161000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081225T150000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_114425216@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081225T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081225T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_74127813@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081226T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081226T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_428953463@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081226T231000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081226T220000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_741914691@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081227T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081227T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_356838670@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081227T231000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081227T220000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_222496348@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081228T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081228T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_16786615@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081229T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081229T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_787767896@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20081230T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20081230T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_712041603@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090102T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20090102T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_659588362@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090102T231000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20090102T220000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_900725459@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090103T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20090103T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_356058117@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090103T231000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20090103T220000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_312406788@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090104T171000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20090104T160000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_130178393@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20090104T201500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20090104T190000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_743593001@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091202T220000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091202T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_114403289@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091205T161500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091205T150000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_938740628@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091206T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091206T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_952212833@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091207T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091207T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_924180707@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091209T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091209T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_515548281@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091217T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091217T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_589983301@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091218T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091218T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_479250795@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091219T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091219T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_820018795@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091219T231500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091219T220000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_442473540@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091220T161500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091220T150000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_333907610@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091220T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091220T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_733246756@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091221T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091221T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_748388297@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091223T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091223T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_156272451@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091224T161500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091224T150000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_881031697@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091224T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091224T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_764137921@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091225T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091225T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_648120908@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091226T161500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091226T150000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_69993304@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091226T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091226T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_234803319@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091227T161500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091227T150000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_44517147@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091227T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091227T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_593946357@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091228T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091228T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_648965841@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091229T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091229T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_655730116@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:Off Market Theater\n965 Mission St. #250\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 941
 04
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091230T211500
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/5657621-santaland-diaries-by-david-sedaris
 -ca-san-francisco-south-of-market-94104-off-market-theater?s=ical
DTSTART:20091230T200000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_575836871@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Back for its 8th year in San Francisco Combined Artform and Bec
 k-n-Callpresents:David Sedaris The Santaland Diariesadapted for the stage b
 y Joe MantelloOpening December 2 through 30\,  2009Come and laugh the reces
 sion away with the humor of David Sedaris The Santaland Diaries. Presented 
 by Combined Artform and Beck-n-Call at Off-Market Theater.  Now on its seve
 nth year\, John Michael Beck (12/24-27)\, up from L.A. and David Sinaiko\, 
 are back again\, bringing life to David Sedaris signature character\, Crump
 et the Elfmuch to the delight of Bay Area audiences. Come see the show that
  critics and audiences love and keep coming back for more. So come spend th
 e holidays with Combined Artform at the Off-Market Theater.deliciously deli
 vered by the talented (and adorable) David Sinaiko the impossible (but true
 ) story becomes all too real. He embodies a youthful exuberance\, clear int
 elligence\, and savvy sarcasm. And his strong stage presence whisks the aud
 ience away (NOT in a manger) on this wild ride.                            
                                                         - Tom Kelly\, Bay A
 rea TimesFor those not familiar with the Sedaris piece\, this production wi
 ll offer the best opportunity to view what New York Newsday called\; A sard
 onic\, merrily subversive tale  just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before
  too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of 
 Santas!Called by some as Americas premiere humorist\, Sedaris creates a bri
 lliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side through the eyes 
 of a Macys elf.  Our hero confronts the screaming children\, bossy parents\
 , flaky elves\, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results!
SUMMARY:Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:1015 Folsom\n1015 Folsom St\n\nSan Francisco\, CA 94103
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091203T210000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/6038149-handmade-ho-down-ca-san-francisco-
 south-of-market-94103-1015-folsom?s=ical
DTSTART:20091203T190000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_204823611@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:SF Etsy would like to extend you the invitation to be part of t
 he first (ever!) SF Etsy urban craftstravaganza\, Handmade Ho Down! Event D
 etails: · Thursday December 3\, 2009. · 6pm-12am · at 1015 Folsom in San
  Francisco! -Charity raffle and gift wrapping station to benefit DRAWBRIDGE
 \, a non profit organization that strives to provide art programs for homel
 ess and other vulnerable children in an environment that fosters their sens
 e of joy\, creativity and exuberence.-Music -Live Art -All types of ARTISAN
 S\, CRAFTERS and VINTAGE SELLERS -Press -Special VIP room for vendors/press
 /attendees -Plenty of promotional opportunities\, including our EVENT 'ZINE
  and vendor SWAG BAGS -Fully stocked bars to get us all in the holiday spir
 it. This is a 21+ event. This craft show will be promoted consistently and 
 with an intense eagerness to bring in attendees. We not only intend to make
  the attendee experience out of this world\, but the vendor experience like
  no other.  **Hours:  Thursday 6pm - Midnight**
SUMMARY:Handmade Ho Down
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:San Leandro-CA Venue\nSee Event Details\n\nSan Leandro\, CA 
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091204T140000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/6036184-creekside-holiday-boutique-ca-san-
 leandro-san-leandro-ca-venue?s=ical
DTSTART:20091204T120000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_86688949@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Wonderful high quality Christmas boutique in its 4th or 5th yea
 r. ALL handcrafted items\, except in the food area. Friday is 11/30 open no
 on to 7 pm. Saturday 12/1 open 10 am to 4:30 pm.This fair is filled with hi
 gh quality hand made articles and benefits two charities. The promoter is v
 ery helpful and positive. The atmosphere is clean and uplifting with nice m
 usic and "good smells" from the food area. Local artists and craftspeopple 
 that create quality\, handmade items.  **Hours:  Fri 12-7\, Sat 10-4:30**\n
 \nVenue Name:  951 Macarthur Blvd.  \nVenue Address:  951 Macarthur Blvd.  
 \nVenue City:  San Leandro  \nVenue State:  CA
SUMMARY:Creekside Holiday Boutique
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
LOCATION:San Leandro-CA Venue\nSee Event Details\n\nSan Leandro\, CA 
SEQUENCE:0
CLASS:PUBLIC
DTEND:20091205T140000
URL:http://culturemob.com/events/6036184-creekside-holiday-boutique-ca-san-
 leandro-san-leandro-ca-venue?s=ical
DTSTART:20091205T120000
UID:November 21\, 2009 14:00:18_454150062@diamond.culturemob.com
DTSTAMP:20091121T140018
DESCRIPTION:Wonderful high quality Christmas boutique in its 4th or 5th yea
 r. ALL handcrafted items\, except in the food area. Friday is 11/30 open no
 on to 7 pm. Saturday 12/1 open 10 am to 4:30 pm.This fair is filled with hi
 gh quality hand made articles and benefits two charities. The promoter is v
 ery helpful and positive. The atmosphere is clean and uplifting with nice m
 usic and "good smells" from the food area. Local artists and craftspeopple 
 that create quality\, handmade items.  **Hours:  Fri 12-7\, Sat 10-4:30**\n
 \nVenue Name:  951 Macarthur Blvd.  \nVenue Address:  951 Macarthur Blvd.  
 \nVenue City:  San Leandro  \nVenue State:  CA
SUMMARY:Creekside Holiday Boutique
END:VEVENT
END:VCALENDAR
