Oh. No.

I... I ....

I have no words for how this makes me feel.

I'm sure going!

I love their popcorn and sassy staff.

best movie of 2008?

very possibly.

Dear World,

WHAT THE FUCK?

I'm so ready to get my geek on.

Call me a nerd... Hey and what's up with the "if adam and jamie aren't available" caveat? I paid good money I want to see jamie be awkward in person.

highly recommended cop baiting fun

recommended to me from a friend of mine

Kozy Kino is a life saver.

Get out of the glass fortresses imposed upon us by the man. Get your indie rare rare art on. You've got to love this rag-tag honest night of awesome art.

Hades is not happy Wormwood is playing their final show

This has been receiving rave reviews.

... amongst my friends... they are all insane. Still I'm going!

This looks amazing. Count me in.

I love the triple door. I love a full evening of insanity.

What more could a boy ask for?

Wow! No way!

I'm totally going.

I wish I were in Denver.

I'd totally be checking this out

This event promises to by totally wacky

My dear friend Whitney has try to describe exactly what this event will be but I'm convinced she's lying. Scuba divers in bath tubs? 15 show poodles, escorted by 5 models, arriving in 5 classic cars? Bakers, captains, and seamen?

I'll be there.

Getting ready. Last tweaks tonight. Race Saturday!

I'm Toolin' Up For Them Races!

This year my egg beater race will definitely kick any other (egg beater) racer on the scene.

And Bam! You see my grinders. They are harbor freight's finest.

Don't get me started on the tool box racer that I have yet to build... that'll haul ass.

Ghost Santa? Oh no wait...

Dangit... I would totally go see Ghost Santa.

You'll love a sex doll.

A movie about a man who dates a sex doll has the potential to be a Weekend at Bernie's slapstick, but instead the story is tenderly humorous. By the end you too will love this sex doll. Highly recommended.