Evey

YUP those hipsters are everywhere!

The streets of Seattle are not safe! Fear not dear partyers, you can always identify said hipsters by:

*tight pants, usually black, on girls and guys *the look of being too cool to care- nothing is worth getting excited or smiling about *hair dye, often purple *they kind of look like emo kids except no arm scars *general pissed-off attitude and disdain for Seattle (um, so like, move away)

They are repelled by positive energy- like vampires and garlic.

TRUE, TRUE, TRUE

Last weekend I was out at a large brou-ha-ha and I wandered over by the big fire and who was there but Kadeejah Streets!

He was smiling like he was up to something, something goooooooood.

Food Fight Comedy Night

I Always Wanted to be in a Food Fight

Just like the ones from the high school movies, a flipping free-for-all where mashed potatoes are flying through the air and peas are hurled frantically.

Looks like this is Denver's answer to all the sad saps like me who never got to throw a handful of meatloaf or melon. sigh

LOOPTID

Isn't Looptid the word that Humpty-Hump made up in his song, the "Humpty Dance?" Anyone, anyone?

AudioDayDream

The cover for Blake Lewis' new album Audio Day Dream makes me want to put on a space suit and fly off into the comsos in a silver and purple rocket; the beat-boxing soundtrack kicks in right as we hit ludicrous speed.