Jennifer Aniston Nude In Wanderlust? A Desperate Move If True

 

GQ-SpreadUh-Oh.

Don’t look now, but I think Jennifer Aniston is in trouble. Whenever an actress starts taking off her clothes, it’s usually an ominous sign that her career is in decline. Remember Meg Ryan In The Cut? Sadly, the nudity is more depressing than erotic because you can see the naked desperation underneath the bare skin. This time around, it’s Jennifer’s turn. In Wanderlust, her upcoming movie directed by Judd Apatow, Jennifer plays a wife who goes to a hippie commune and winds up smoking pot, doing threesomes, and taking off her clothes a lot. As I said before, uh-oh.

Oddly enough, I have to point out that the most unusual aspect of this decision is that it’s the only predictable turn that Jennifer’s career has taken in years. In a cutthroat business that doesn’t give women too many second chances, the fact that Jennifer was able to get away with making so many bad movies for so long is not only unprecedented, it’s amazing. After all, her former “Friends” didn’t do as well.

When a popular television series ends (“Friends”, ”M*A*S*H*”, “Married With Children”, ”Star Trek” and its subsequent spin-offs, “Seinfeld”, etc.) the careers of the actors follow predictable conclusions. Jennifer’s ex-costars certainly weren’t any different.

What usually happens is: a) they do quirky independent films that nobody sees (Lisa Kudrow); b) they quickly move into the ‘b-list’ Hollywood ghetto and make bad movies and/or lousy TV shows (Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry); c) they disappear into the void, never to be heard from again (Matt LeBlanc); or d) they enjoy a quiet retirement, laughing all the way to the bank as they cash those big fat royalty checks.

Incredibly, Jennifer created a brand-new category just for herself: e) “Hey, even though I’m not a box-office juggernaut like Julia Roberts or Reese Witherspoon, you’ll keep on giving me blank checks anyway, no matter how bad my movies do.” What’s more, she kept getting away with it. Usually, after flops like Along Came Polly, Rumor Has It, and The Bounty Hunter, some actresses would have been damned lucky to find a spot on an episode of “Celebrity Rehab”, but not Jennifer. Why? Beats the hell out of me.

Sure, Jennifer kept working, but people have never stopped thinking of her as Rachel Green. In spite of all those movies, Jennifer hasn’t found a strong identity apart from her iconic television character. And it doesn’t help that although it happened years ago, the lurid Brangelina debacle is still more interesting to talk about than most of the pap Jennifer’s been in.

But after The Switch (unfunny, dull, a reprehensible premise), it appears the ticket-buying public has finally given up, don’t ask me why. Honestly, I think that’s a good thing, because Jennifer has made enough money to leave the dumb romantic comedies behind and start taking risks. In spite of all the bad movies, I believe that she’s an underrated actress who’s ready for more challenging roles.

For example, The Good Girl was a brave departure for her. The quirky neo-noir thriller Derailed took some nerve. In Office Space, Jennifer revealed an disarming vulnerability and sweetness. Friends With Money was smart, had a great cast (Joan Cusack, Catherine Keener, Frances McDormand), actually had something worthwhile to say, and was sensitively directed by Nicole Holocene (Lovely and Amazing). It was the best movie she‘s appeared in so far.

Jennifer’s got talent, and I want to see it before it’s too late and she forgets how.

Go ahead, Jennifer, take a chance. You want to do something controversial? Don’t do a striptease, take a part in the next Todd Solondz film.

 
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  • sigh

    It’s amazing: tabloid rumour taken as fact and then spreads like wildfire. all over the place. ENTIRE articles, theses, and analyses is based on 6 words of fiction- Aniston will be topless in Wanderlust….

    You are amazed she keeps getting chances… I’m more amazed at how she inspires the number of tabloids, blogs, online gossip sites, and entertainment mags to geneate article upon article about her out of THIN air, or connecting her to seemingly non-connected issues right, whiile endlessly deriding her ‘desperation’ and ‘poor box office take’. Are we sick of her ?- maybe. But for sure, the media isn’t – because as much as Aniston stays out of trouble, you drag her back into it based on fallacies and then accuse her of ALWAYS being in the press.

    btw – she is one of the top 10 most bankable stars per Forbes despite her ‘poor box office take’. Along Came Polly & Bounty Hunter made a lot of money. and Julia Roberts doesn’t have big box office opening numbers anymore…

  • http://www.michigannudebeachadvocates.org Matthew Kerwin

    What crap! Nudity does not suggest desperation on the part of an actor or actress nor does it help or hurt one’s career. Good roles in good movies and at least some acting ability helps; lousy roles or bad movies hurt. Nudity doesn’t matter except that it may show that a good actress or actor is not above doing what is fitting for the role.

  • http://RobertThoburn.com Albert Ellender

    Jennifer Aniston is so cool, and her clothes is so beautiful, smart and modern. She is fantastic! I really like her.!

  • http://lg42ld520review.info Genevieve Glovinsky

    I am so proud that Jennifer Aniston beat Jessica Biel and Kim Kardashian as voted the sexiest bikini body by the Parade magazine poll. She is really amazing. I love her in everyway

  • http://42ld520price.info Keneth Fie

    Jennifer Aniston is really wonderful. She has been chosen as one of the sexiest bikini body by the Parade magazine poll and beat Jessica Biel and Kim Kardashian. Keep it up Jen.

  • mary

    wow are you being paid by jolie? jennifer aniston along came polly was a box office hit, the break up a hit, he’s just not into you a hit! and yes the bounty hunter made over 56 million so another hit! along with evan almighty a hit. talking about having chances matt damon last 4 movies didn’t make money. bradley cooper’s a team not a hit high budget, all about steve not a hit, case 39 didn’t make budget! put george clooney out of his last 6 movies maybe 2 made money and add matthew mccoughan in that group. jolie wasn’t do so well there with almighty heart, challenging and then good sheperd. lol! all stars have hits and misses! love jennifer a great person and actress! i love all of her movies! jen let’s women know it is ok not to settle after all the pressure you tabloids keep on her about finding mr right! it takes a strong person to keep moving forward. love jen!

  • mary

    wasn’t meryl streepe nude in a scene with alec baldwin. oscar winner! i love meryl!!!!!!!!!!!! most definitely not desperate.

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