Chicago Bears @ Detroit Lions: NFL Week 5

Join us for another Sunday morning of lovingly miserable company at Seattle's best Bears bar (motto: "um, yeah, the kitchen's pretty much shut down 'til noon"). Quaff affordable beverages whilst enjoying the "match" on the big screen and exchanging bon mots with unusually witty and attractive Windy City football enthusiasts. Overheard at last week's Chicago vs. Philadelphia game:

"I can't take this any more"

"My grandma could have caught that pass"

"I had so much hope at the beginning of the season"

"It's a win, but it feels like a loss"

(to the tune of "Bear Down, Chicago Bears") "Shut uuuuupp, you stupid druuuunnks"

All this...AND MORE!!